Use the Force, Strider!

Look, Ma, no helmet!

Sure, you *think* it was Merry and Pippin...

Deep in the forests of Mirkwood there lived a great yet impovrished prince who stole from the rich to give to the poor- oh, sorry, wrong book.

Pippin, dude, are you sure those mushrooms are good? 'Cause I'm seein' a purple elephant here. . .

"And that concludes the final chapter of 'Bill the Pony's Quest'. Remember to tune in next week for more Stories with Strider. Bye- bye, boys & girls!"

FIGWIT(TM) Action figure: Facial expressions sold seperately.

Hun, an army of talking trees is running across our front lawn. Does this have anything to do with that 'I can't believe it's not Miracle- Gro' stuff you bought?

Millions of fangirls swoon as Legolas practices his 'dazed and starry- eyed' look.

Ooh, Bilbo's hallway makes me dizzy... uugh...

*Ahem* I'm Mr. Wood, and I'll be your math sub today...

Arwen, just to let you know, if I find Aragorn under there, I'm going to kill him.