Legolas meditates in his happy place, a land far, far away from Gimli.
Look, Pippin! They're giving away 'Stones tickets!
Dude, that was like, the coolest pyrotechnics show EVER, dude.
I... SAID... NO ENCYCLOPAEDIAS!
"May the force be with you."
Merry & Pippin realize Boromir in a leather miniskirt and catwoman boots is not a pretty sight.
Cool! I've ALWAYS wanted one of these!
So I drop in a penny and make a wish?
Elf #2: "He's wearing Arwen's headband, you know. Rumor has it he tries on her dresses too." Elf #1: "Really? Do tell."
Legolas: That stupid ring is stealing my camera time.
Elf #3: I can make good fish faces. Fish faces are good.
Human: How did I get stuck with these losers?