We are the honorary protectors of Boromir against all who think he is an ugly, evil, moronic waste of screen time better spent on their pretty elf or brave little hobbit, or worse, those who write hideous Mary Sues in he is totally evil. (Just for the record, Boromir does NOT spend his time lusting after young half- elf madiens or being a chauvinistic jerk). Or perhaps the other kind of Mary Sues, in which they ruin his character by turning him into a wishy- washy 'nice guy' because he is 'bespelled by the beauty of the maiden more than by any power of the ring'. *gag* For goodness sakes, WE for one don't want him changed! We like him. He is our precious, and don't ever discount our gripping strength.
PROTECTORS' LEAGUE:
StarlightWarrior, Protector of Boromir #1, honorary bearer of his shield and the Horn of Gondor
Samus, Protector of Boromir #2, Official washer of Boromir's hair {I know, I'm a slacker...}
Elbereth94, Protector of Boromir #3, official blower of the Horn of Gondor
Mona Koza, Protector of Boromir #4, keeper of Boromir's sword
Haldirluv, Protector of Boromir #5, official polisher of Boromir's boots
Blue Iris, Protector of Boromir #6, Boromir's aide- de camp
Miss Kaltia, Protector of Boromir #7, Boromir's Laundry Woman
Bluebell for B, Protector of Boromir #8
Agent Rhysdux, Protector of Boromir #9, Sharpener of Boromir's weapons and Repairer of his armour
Welleran, Protector of Boromir #10, Herald for the Captain of the Guard
Mortified Penguin, Protector of Boromir #11, Bearer of Boromir's Invisible Phone
MookieElf, Protector of Boromir #12, Churner of Boromir's Cheese
Anonymous, Cultivator of Boromir's Mushrooms
William Bleakly, Boromir's Catapult Reader
~Want to join? Email me at zvezda41@hotmail.com. Pick a function, i.e. 'polisher of Boromir's shield', and you're in. And if you're a protector, linking to the clique is nice. *cough* Not exactly required, but nice.
