Why we love Sark:
Hey- we all love Sark. But why? Here, compiled by Sark fans, is a list of reasons:
- The accent
- The blue eyes
- The witty, near- arrogant sarcasm
- The fact that he can be a totally cool character within the 20 seconds per ep they give him
- His cars
- All that bad- ass attitude
- The way he makes uncombed bedhead sexy
- Adorable crooked lip
- The accent
- His impeccable taste in clothing
- The whole captivating mystery that surronds his character
- How he can charm anyone
- His suave sleekness
- His fighting skills
- He can hold his own with Sloane and Irina
- The accent
- His excellent and sexy kissing abilities
- How hot he looks in leather... or a business suit... or anything, really...
- Did we mention the ACCENT?
Have your own reasons for loving Sark? List & email them to me!
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You know you're addicted to Alias when...
- At every fast food joint you go to, you order "the special, no pickles" regardless of the fact that you LIKE pickles.
- You believe wearing a colorful wig and tight clothing can help you get away with anything.
- You check the sides of old book pages for Russian characters.
- Every time you see a black Mercedes, it reminds you of Sark.
- You notice every Ford Focus on the road.
- You use the phrase "There are just so many problems with this..." at every possible opportunity.
- You have suspicions that your spouse may actually be a double.
- Your non- Alias obsessed friends (like you have any of those left! Hah!) refuse to talk to you about Italians, prophecies, pickles, wigs, parent/daughter relationships, spies or anything else that might lead to a discussion about Alias.
- You actually BUY a blue Ford Focus. (With gold rims, of course)
- You wonder if Sark actually could be Irina's son.
- You develop opinions and theories about this and other unanswered facets of the show, and spend a large amount of time formulating arguments for both sides of the debate...
- The main question you ask yourself shopping is "Would Sydney wear something like this?"
-You have seen every episode. Ever. More than 5 times a piece.
- You jump when you notice the time ends in 47.
-You jump when you see 47 anywhere, come to think of it...
-You sign your papers with a "<0>"
-If your friend gives a report in your Musical Theater class on the 1994 revival of 'Damn Yankees', the first thing you notice is that Victor Garber was Mr. Applegate.
-You went to see Daredevil just for Jennifer Garner.
-You flip out when you see Michael Vartan in One Hour Photo married to someone else.
-The mention of weddings, rings, or two years just gets you incredibly ticked off.
- After getting a bad grade on a paper you tell your friend about your professor saying "legally he's right, ethically he's an ass."
- If the topic of TV shows comes up, you automatically ask the person "Do you watch Alias?" and if they say they've never heard of it... you immediately end the conversation.
- You hear the songs played in the show.. and you instinctively listen for the lines of the characters.. and know precisely when their lines occurred in the song.
- Your history teacher mentions something about the KGB.. and you suddenly think "Irina?"
- You have a codename that people actually call you by.
- You think having no first name is a perfectly acceptable thing.
- Old Asian men in wheelchairs creep you out.
- You will never view epoxy in the same way again.
- You find yourself trying to find good, compelling reasons to sway your significant other that your next child/pet should be named "Irina" or "Sydney."
- You feel aggravated and insulted when you watch the episode of "Frasier" where Victor Garber plays Dr. Crane's British butler. ("Years of agent training and experience, wasted...")
- You feel a strange urge to bite Mike Tyson's ear off every time you think of "Jimmy Kimmel Live."
- Despite the advice of your knowledgeable friend's automobile advice, you think that maybe the Ford Focus might actually be a good car.
- Whenever you hear a truly interesting song, you immediately think of how that song would fit into a scene from Alias.
- You find yourself criticizing the REAL CIA based solely on your knowledge of Alias.
- You think Jerry Springer's guests have boring, uncomplicated family/friend relationships and easy, simple-to-fix personal problems.
- You become incredibly irritated when people say, "That girl Sydney, doesn't she really report to someone else?" and can tell them exactly how many episodes behind the times they are.
- You begin fantasizing about planting listening devices on your significant other's work clothes, just to see if you can find anything exciting/spy-worthy.
- When know what J/I, S/V, S/W, Sarkney, Slark, slash, and shipper are, and have opinions on all of them.
- When you are a shipper.
- When your aunt who doesn't speak English knows almost every plot and is a shipper because of your constant rambling in another language.
- When you dream of Alias.
- When Alias is what gets you through the week.
-When at your brother's college graduation, the guest speaker mentions Cairo, Moscow, and Tokyo, and all you can think of is what mission Sydney went on in each of those places.
-When you hear the Nokia ringtone, you get excited even though there's no way it could be Vaughn.
-When you look for air vents you could crawl into incase of an emergency.
- When you spend hours on a computer trying to find an alias site you haven't registered/went to.
-When on Monday morning instead of saying "hello" to your friend you just say "Did you SEE VAUGHN'S BOXERS???"
-When you write about signs that you're obsessed instead of finishing your Chemistry Independent Study
-When you read the boards during breakfast instead of the newspaper like non-Alias people
- When you make a list like this.
~Compiled with the help of the wonderful and very funny people at SD-1.com.
Anything else I could add? Email me- spread the Alias Addiction!~
Pensive Smirks & Petreuse
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