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| Crzy4fldhkey: hi LiL nikki 7 18: hey Crzy4fldhkey: just wanted to send you a friendly greeting from across the room! lol LiL nikki 7 18: lol LiL nikki 7 18: loser "Am I supposed to hear the ocean when I lay my ear flat?" "I'm gonna put you in ICU" "Not only am I gonna get attacked by the tree but the puddle is gonna swallow my foot." Me: Those flowers are huge. Amanda: They're fake. Me: I know, but they're huge! Amanda: I feel like I'm in Munchkin Land. "Holy shit! The puddle's bigger! Now we need scuba gear!" "Interracial condiments" *We all get something in our mailboxes about "Your Future Begins Now".. Amanda didn't get one* "I don't have a future!!" :'-( *2 days later we check our mail..* "Guys!! I have a future!! Yay!" Me: The puddle's bigger Amanda: I'm not going that way today Me: Why? Amanda: I didn't bring my scuba gear with me. Maybe I should start dating Scuba Steve. "I feel gay going to pick up sticks." LiLNikki718: careful.. don't get blown away!!!! Crzy4fldhkey: I know.....maybe I should carry bricks inmy pockets! No that would hurt nevermind *While stepping over the puddle* Amanda: It's a teenage puddle Me: A teenage puddle? Amanda: Yea. Remember yesterday when we said it was a baby puddle? "I'm gonna get blown away." "I almost just drowned in the puddle." "I'm the wicked witch in Hansel and Gretel.. I ate the kids." "He's not a homegrown hick" "I am the ingrown roommate" "I'm a backseat Snood player" Crzy4fldhkey: i am listening to xmas music! LiLNikki718: nice Crzy4fldhkey: i know! Crzy4fldhkey: now i just need snow, a christmas tree, a fire place, and someone to cuddle with and I'll be all set! lol LiLNikki718: jk jk Crzy4fldhkey: yea sure you were! you hurt me right here :::::points at heart::::::: Crzy4fldhkey: you are getting northing but coal for christmas LiLNikki718: oh well Crzy4fldhkey: remember danielle knows santa I will make sure she tells him LiLNikki718: blah blah blah Crzy4fldhkey: that;s it! Crzy4fldhkey: not even coal you are too bad for that! LiLNikki718: ooo i'm scared Crzy4fldhkey: I'm calling your mommy! LiLNikki718: mmkay Crzy4fldhkey: yup I am! Crzy4fldhkey: we are going ot become good friends Crzy4fldhkey: and she is goign to hate you! LiLNikki718: nope Crzy4fldhkey: yup and then she is going to tell Santa you were a naughty girl and you aren't going to get ANYTHING for christmas LiLNikki718: youre mean Crzy4fldhkey: nope LiLNikki718: yes Crzy4fldhkey: no I am the enforcer of good and I make sure ONLY good little boys and girls get presents! LiLNikki718: youre mean Crzy4fldhkey: nope I am an appointed official of santa! |
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| LiL nikki 7 18: my aims fucked up and i have no idea why Crzy4fldhkey: hmmmmm is it sick? check and make sure it doesn't have a fever Crzy4fldhkey: and then if it does put it to bed cover it up and make it sweat out the fever. Oh and don't forget the aspirin Crzy4fldhkey: I'll take yoou to dinner for your anniversary! lol Crzy4fldhkey: i think if it is noreaster I am not gettin gout of bed until it stops then I'm going sledding InnocentDreamr85: hahaha InnocentDreamr85: we should tho!!! InnocentDreamr85: CAFE TRAYS!!! WHOO Crzy4fldhkey: yes but we need to go get a sled before hand Crzy4fldhkey: wait I have a display board from me final in merchandising! yes LiLNikki718: i have bad luck with guys.. i should just give up LiLNikki718: maybe transfer into the convent or something Crzy4fldhkey: no no no LiLNikki718: why not Crzy4fldhkey: because we like you too much here....same reason I can't transfer to a university LiLNikki718: oh i didnt mean it like that LiLNikki718: i just meant maybe i should become a nun.. i can still go to school here.. maybe do the nun thing in my spare time Crzy4fldhkey: ok I think they have a program liek that LiLNikki718: alrite cool LiLNikki718: i'll get some info on it Crzy4fldhkey: alright its like a one weekend a month two weeks qa year thing like the reserves! LiLNikki718: ohh ok! LiLNikki718: awesome, thanks Crzy4fldhkey: i just got a candy heart that said MARR ME.......that sounds painful Crzy4fldhkey: come Nicole you can do it! Just keep studying just keep studying (kinda like Nemo!) And good for you because I haven't even opened the book or my notes to start studying! You go girl! Crzy4fldhkey: yea well I am te other great friend...the one who stops you from doing work rather than doing it Crzy4fldhkey: so nicole would you be happy if I sent you mail so you could finally get mail in yoru box? lol that way you no longer have to try and take mine? Crzy4fldhkey: Nikki you don't suck at life...you're just a little slower than the average person...hehehe lol JK JK JK :-) Just trying to make you smile and give you a little motivation!!!! Crzy4fldhkey: boy do you sleep late!!!! Its almost 11.....hmm I dunno about this! LOL jk LiLNikki718: shush.. i've been awake since 10, i just didnt wanna get outta bed.. lol Crzy4fldhkey: oh fine I've been up since 10 and went to bed at 3 Crzy4fldhkey: slacker LiLNikki718: i love seth tho Crzy4fldhkey: have to say ryan only becuase I love the bad boys LiLNikki718: lol.. i just love seth cuz of his comments Crzy4fldhkey: all we have to do is find you a seth! LiLNikki718: haha LiLNikki718: good luck Crzy4fldhkey: hehehe goofy looking and loves comic...I dunno he might be like 12 Amanda: I'm just looking out for you, that's what good roommates do Me: But we're not roommates Amanda: Ok, bath roommates.. If we had a suite we'd be living roommates "Did you have to use a shoe horn to get your ass into those pants?" Amanda: danielle....nikki doesn't want to be my date for spring ball anymore...she wants to go with that kid from her science class :'( Amanda: why doesnt she like me??? She is walking out on her duties as a good date!! |