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| Cuffs x 23: oh and Nora wants to be as special as i am! LiL nikki 7 18: well, she has to come up with something good to say Cuffs x 23: she said "fuck you" brunetti1220: i miss you brunetti1220: i need some one to annoy constantly! brunetti1220: nicole!!!! LiL nikki 7 18: i miss you too!!!!!!! brunetti1220: :-* brunetti1220: wellllllll brunetti1220: what do ya know? brunetti1220: i know that i miss georgia! LiL nikki 7 18: aww LiL nikki 7 18: georgia misses you too brunetti1220: and i bet you miss throwing her at me too........ LiL nikki 7 18: yup!! brunetti1220: figures LiL nikki 7 18: :-D brunetti1220: well what ever brunetti1220: i suppose you could try and throw it from where you are but she might not get here brunetti1220: so this is what it's gonna be like next year..... talkin on line and not being able to turn around and throw things at each other ((**aww.. so sad.. =o( )) brunetti1220: i cant even bring charlotte or daffodill to work either LiL nikki 7 18: lmao LiL nikki 7 18: do they usually work with you? brunetti1220: i have to find a care taker for the day brunetti1220: umm it depends on what i'm doing brunetti1220: mowing lawns-yes brunetti1220: babysitting-yes brunetti1220: being a cashier-sometimes brunetti1220: stocking shelves-most def brunetti1220: i'll believe that when pigs are president LiL nikki 7 18: not when they fly, but when they're president? brunetti1220: yea LiL nikki 7 18: i see "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're gonna miss me, and I love you too." Nora: You know who I wish was still alive? I wish Dr. Seuss was still alive. Me: Why? Nora: Because he wrote a lot of cool stuff. Cat in the hat - who writes about a cat in a hat?? -*she actually kept talking but I told her she needed to stop so I didn't hear anything else she said.. *About an hour later* Nora: If you could bring anyone back to life, who would it be? Me: Not Dr. Seuss.. Who would you bring back besides Dr. Seuss and all the children's writers and people like that? Nora: Hitler, just so I could ask him whyyy.. and shoot him in the head.. ^*this is why I tell her to stop talking Nora: You lie - I think you would bring someone back Me: Who? Nora: Gregory Hines, the tap dancer "Y'know, in the Bahamas.. or maybe it was Africa.." *I walk in the door* Nora: I have an issue Me: You have many issues Nora: No, this is serious... I can't get my boot off.. "Me win!" "I'm gonna make this ketchup bottle do a headstand so all the ketchup rushes to its head." "I don't like Elvis. He looks like he has butter in his hair. It's shiny.. shiny, shiny, shiny.." brunetti20: LIAR!!!!!! LiLNikki718: FUCK YOU brunetti20: thats not nice LiLNikki718: youre not nice brunetti20: that is rape if I say no brunetti20: NO "I'm a crackwhore" *In reference to Cathee's jacket* "Uh, we have an animal living in our room, and it's orange.. It's like dog hair or something.. It's faux dog" "Jesus wants you to walk with him." brunetti20: that isnt very nice and care bear like brunetti20: your ball told me that it hates you an dwants to be called ....... brunetti20: georgia LiLNikki718: GO FIND GEORGIA brunetti20: she's down by flordia brunetti20: hahahahahahaha "You can cut your chicken pattie into pieces and then you'll have chicken nuggets.. You can call them 'pattilets.'" "Don't walk into solid things." "Do I have to stand up again?" "I hate you MacIntosh, but I love you.." *Taking Amanda's fries* "It's like the Hamburgler but with fries." "I hate fat free. It makes me feel like a fuckin cow." "You know how you're holding your pants and you zip them up? It's like you're wearing them, but they're not on you." *Nora dunking a Shredded Mini Wheat in a cup of milk and it falls in* "Oh no, don't drown!" "They had a jumbo hot dog bar. There's nothing bar-like about hot dogs, especially jumbo ones.." |
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| brunetti1220: u could pretend that each raindrop is a smile from your brother. If it pours then he must be extremly excited that people are rembering him. and if it dosent and the weather is nice and sunny then you can say that the sun is his good mood that he wanted to share with everyone
brunetti1220: miss ya tons! LiL nikki 7 18: miss you tooo! brunetti1220: awwwwwwwwww brunetti1220: can i get that in writing in a sealed document? brunetti1220: thanks LiL nikki 7 18: nope brunetti1220: damn brunetti1220: i love ya~ LiL nikki 7 18: yea yea brunetti1220: awwwwwwww brunetti1220: can you feel the love! brunetti1220: hi!!!!!! LiL nikki 7 18: =-O LiL nikki 7 18: ::runs away:: brunetti1220: bitch brunetti1220: mom wants to know what ur address is LiL nikki 7 18: whyyy brunetti1220: cause brunetti1220: it's not like she's gonna stallk u brunetti1220: where did ya go????? brunetti1220: isnt that a song? brunetti1220: dont you dare tell me its one of those show choir songs either! brunetti1220: i dont wanna know! *Nora holds up a jelly bean that's 2 different colors..* "I think it's confused.. It's gay! My jelly bean's gay!" brunetti1220: lets play a game brunetti1220: it's called............... brunetti1220: whos the ass hole LiL nikki 7 18: NORA!! LiL nikki 7 18: I WIN LiL nikki 7 18: :-D brunetti1220: no brunetti1220: to be an ass hole you must be at least 5 ft 2 inches and have artificial hair coloring LiL nikki 7 18: :-O LiL nikki 7 18: :'-( brunetti1220: and live in mass brunetti1220: hence the term mass-hole "I'm a pretty princess" "Owww.. I just slapped my own ass where I got a bruise.." "Note to self: Don't ever chase burning cigarettes down the stairs" *Nora blows her nose and sees blood* Cathee: Maybe you blew too hard Nora: I didn't blow too hard.. If I blew too hard my brains would come out.. "Where's Mr. Coffee? Oh, he's up in the closet. *Getting it down* That's a good boy." "You were paying attention to your infinite typing skills." "You're having too much fun with me and my weakened condition." Nora: There's a draft in here Me: That would be called the fan "Going to wash the dishes.. I'm giving them a bath!" "See those horses? They're little.. Like my size." *We see a group of little kids* "Aww.. I'm taller than them!!" "Oh it's a napkin.. What restaurant did I steal this from?" Me: Our heat sucks so you have to like "bang" the furnace Nora: Bang the furnace? Isn't that like rape? "Then I'll be forced to use sunless tanning and I'll feel like a carrot.." brunetti20: fuck show choir brunetti20: u are about to be convicted of a felony brunetti20: according to Noras soperior court brunetti20: and soon violating brunetti20: the right to refuse search brunetti20: CONDOM POCKETS IN YOUR SWEATER FROM GRANDMA!!!!!!! "I suck at math, like hardcore suck at math.." "I'm going to hell in a handbasket big deal.." "I'm gushing.. Look at me gush" "If I tattooed the alphabet on my back backwards so I could look at it in the mirror would you still be my friend?" "She's telepathatic" "It's longer than my ass" Me: What's your paper on? Nora: Oedipus Rex.. the mother fucker |