holy living fuck, this site is still in existence! (10-24-05)
due to the fact that i am fighting a nasty bout of senioritis, this website will cease to be updated with colors and other such niftyness. you have a problem with it, contact me, and i'll let you put the damn colors up.
oh yeah, and the bios are still here.
and while you're at it.....
go here now. elfie's fan fic site
star wars
star wars rules. you cannot say that anything is better than star wars...(paragraph to be finished at a later date)
new stuff
now, if the flutes are jedi... (6-5-03)
lord of the rings
I love it so dearly
and the entire world should as well
it rocks my socks, precious
(a haiku by elfie)
new stuff
elfie really, really wants to be in the lotr movies (6-18-03)
all elfie wants is some new humor. (5-13-03)
orcs would be scarier with flowers (4-23-03)
new stuff
why is romeo 3 years old and in india? (10-13-03)
don't stop and smell the flowers (7-13-03)
she's hot for teacher... (6-28-03)
there's a reason you can't spell diet w/o the word die (4-24-03)
there's band...which won't have anything up on it for a looong while (hint hint don't try to go there)
new stuff
an apology to a beautiful horn (10-18-03)
guidlines for underclassmen (9-1-03)
death to clarinets (4-20-03)
...and not band
new stuff
hot historical figures. you heard me (12-22-03)
superheros you can identify with (10-18-03)
you know all of them. here's the responses you've always needed (9-30-03)
there's pirate i'll verb your nouns now! woohoo! arrrrrr. matey. ar. and pirates are cooler than vikings (9-30-03)
will you marry psycho girl? (6-29-03)
new stuff
dr. monocle takes on ap tests (5-11-03)
i think he was lincoln in a past life (5-6-03)
so, tell me, aiko, the godess of being right (and minesweeper), what all i've messed up (i like buttons)
email me
or if you really really want to, tell elfie why you like cheese
email her
--aiko