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Take lines from Star Wars movies and randomly add the word 'pants'. Some of them are quite funny!
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"I find your lack of pants disturbing."  -Darth Vader-

"Han will have those pants down, we've got to give him more time." -Lando Calrissian-

"Use the pants, Luke." -Obi-wan-

"Maybe you'de like to get back in your pants Your Highness." -Han Solo-

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Emperor Palpatine: "Your faith in your pants is yours."

Zam: "It was a bounty hunter named--(dies)"
Obi-wan: "Toxic pants."

Obi-wan: "Depends on what, Dex?"
Dexter Jettster: "On how good your manners are, and how big your....pants are."

"Let the pants win." -Han Solo-

"Either way, we're running out of pants." -Obi-wan-

"The day we stop believing our pants can work, is the day we lose them." -Queen Jamillia-
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