Other Gay Celebs and Unimportant People

Jack Peehole

I am writing in protest to your site, I have a problem with your site making fun of flamming homosexuals and star wars fans like myself. This is a direct violation of my right to be safe, strong, and free. If you will excuse me I have to go play with sexbots and take turns shoving them up my ass.

Sex Bots

We do not like the fact that you make fun of Kyle because of his homosexuality, but we do think that star wars is gay.

Dildo Bot

I am glad that you have made this site making fun of Kyle, I hate him he takes turns shoving my lubricated head up his pastey brown asshole.

Kobe Bryant

I am mad at this site because it has not mentioned anything about my undying love for star wars and men, my ability to suck Shaque's big black peter while standing up, or my 45 degree angle forehead. Please give me the recognition I deserve.

John Lithgow

Just because French Stewart and I take turns ramming things up each others anal sphincters, we do not watch star wars.