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| Augie's Municipal Band last had a gig on May 14, 2002 |
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| A MUSICAL TIP To really take me away to the little corner of my mind known as Star Wars fantasy land, I like to listen to actual music as performed by original bands from that galaxy. I did this by making a compilation tape of the following diddies. You too can pretend you went down to the CoruscMall and hopped into the Music shop where you found Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes in the jazz section, Max Rebo in the pop section, and the Street Singer in the folk music section. All this for the ridiculously low price of 20 Republic dataries! Selection and CD/tape it can be found on: (SE = Special Edition) Note: The SE after PM refers to the double CD soundtrack just released. 1. Cantina Band (ANH SE) 2. Cantina Band #2 (ANH SE) 3. Jabba's Baroque Recital (ROTJ SE) 4. Lapti Nek (ROTJ Original Release) 5. Jedi Rocks (ROTJ SE) 6. Ewok tribal music (ROTJ SE) 7. Ewok Celebration (ROTJ Original Release) 8. Victory Celebration (ROTJ SE) 9. Street Band of Mos Espa (PM SE) 10. Mos Espa Arena Band (PM SE) 11. The Street Singer (PM SE) 12. Augie's Municipal Band (PM SE) 13. Wookiee and Max Rebo type musician from PM PC GAme |
| Yoda's Jedi (sung to "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child) Written by Summer Mace Windu, with my man, Obi-Wan, Ki-adi Mundi and Prophecy Yoda's Jedi, come on Uh uh uh Lesson: Do or do not there's no try Concentrate and clear all the questions from your mind When you're at peace, visions you will see Always in motion the future's hard to see Lesson: fear leads to anger leads to hate Leads to suffering that's what Yoda said Heed what you learn, your life it will save Adventure, excitement you should not crave The boots on my feet I've got it The robe I'm wearing I've got it Some meditation Protect the galaxy If there's a place I can't get in A mind trick The saber I'm sportin' I made it A Jedi fighter I pilot Protect the galaxy (Protect the galaxy) All the Jedi that become knights Force wave your hand at me Guarding the peace with virtual ease Force wave your hand at me Keeping justice with an apprentice Force wave your hand at me All the masters avoid disaster Force wave your hand at me Jedi, didn't know you could get down like that Yoda, how your Jedi get down like that Jedi, didn't know you could get down like that Yoda, how your Jedi get down like that Lesson: luminous beings are we Not this crude matter that you see An energy field created by all living things This is what the force to all Jedi brings Trust your feelings and finish what you begin To anger and the dark side don't give in My ally is the force and powerful it is Have patience and listen to what Yoda says The boots on my feet I've got it The robe I'm wearing I've got it Some meditation Protect the galaxy If there's a place I can't get it in A mind trick The saber I'm sportin' I made it A Jedi fighter I pilot Protect the galaxy (Protect the galaxy) All the Jedi that become knights Force wave your hand at me Guarding the peace with virtual ease Force wave your hand at me Keeping justice with an apprentice Force wave your hand at me All the masters avoid disaster Force wave your hand at me Jedi, didn't know you could get down like that Yoda, how your Jedi get down like that Jedi, didn't know you could get down like that Yoda, how your Jedi get down like that Prophecy's Child Chosen You in the tower? Sure 'nuff Child of Prophecy Padawan is sure to be Danger in his training Yoda's Jedi Woah... All the Jedi that become knights Force wave your hand at me Guarding the peace with virtual ease Force wave your hand at me Keeping justice with an apprentice Force wave your hand at me All the masters avoid disaster Force wave your hand at me Jedi, didn't know you could get down like that Yoda, how your Jedi get down like that (repeat until fade) |
| Wookiee (sung to "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit) Written by Summer He once was a slave for the Empire That we both despise You should have seen the size of his chains During an attack Beaten and kidnapped Neverending work and yet still he's untame Hey, it's a crying shame The Republic in disarray I think about the day When the galaxy regains all its luck But I'm just a smuggler with a cut, got no vote, hey Got no vote, hey Got no vote, hey Got no vote Could he be feeling sad? Good he be feeling good? I got no idea how to decipher a Wookiee mood. I had a plan I should have just begun But I'm a smuggler like I said In it for the bread, what? My Imperial position at stake I had a decision to make It was give or take either way Hey, there was just nothing more I could say I won't lie Couldn't let him die I did it all for the Wookiee, c'mon The Wookiee,c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up your,yeah Stick it up your, yeah Stick it up your I did it all for the Wookie, c'mon The Wookiee, c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up your yeah Stick it up your yeah Stick it up your Jabba with his big fat bong, what? Sy with her cooky songs, huh? We had to drop our smuggled shipment There were Imperials Then the slug was on my back for credits I'm so relieved that now he's deceased By my royal girl, but in reality Chewie had an agenda With his big tender heart to the rebels He made me surrender Like a chump, hey Like a chump, hey Like a chump I did it all for the Wookiee, c'mon The Wookiee, c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up your, yeah Stick it up your, yeah Stick it up your I did it all for the Wookiee, c'mon The Wookiee, c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up your, yeah Stick it up your, yeah Stick it up your I'm just a human In the end, it's just a lucky throw of the dice Ben told me about the force All my beliefs come undone I want to set him free, I do, but He don't want to go Don't want to go Chewie won't go This life debt thing is strange He don't want to go away He's just gonna stay here And always keep me safe This life debt thing is strange He don't want to go away He's just gonna stay here And always keep me safe! I did it all for the Wookiee, c'mon The Wookiee, c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up your yeah Stick it up your yeah Stick it up your I did it all for the Wookiee, c'mon The Wookiee, c'mon So you can take that bookie and Stick it up you yeah Stick it up your yeah Stick it up your |
| Bacta Water (sung to "Bathwater" by No Doubt) Written by Summer You and your fear and anger An ego as big as a ravenous rancor Your innocence threatened with every Jedi mission With lightsaber at the ready Using the Force with ambition Yoda and Mace are fat with envy, yeah I still love to wash in your Bacta Water Love to think that you couldn't love another I can't help it, you're my Anakin Speeding away to far off star systems Taking for granted every Jedi lesson I know you're flying into you're own destruction So why do you choose the path that is haughty? With every embrace you solemnly shun me I know I can't tame you but I just keep trying But I still love to wash in your Bacta Water Love to think that you couldn't love another I'm on your hit list, with all the other Jedi But I still love to wash in your Bacta Water Love to think that you couldn't love another I can't help it, you're my Anakin Why do the good girls always want the bad boys? Your dark side tendencies are ever so subtle The hate within rises through every muddle And I discover your taste for Palpatine, submission But I still love to wash in your Bacta Water Love to think that you couldn't love another Let's conceive a set of twins And I just love to wash in your Bacta Water Love to think that you couldn't love another I can't help it, you're my Anakin I can't help myself, I can't help myself I still love to wash in your Bacta Water |
| Tragic Empire* (sung to: "Tragic Kingdom" by No Doubt) Written by Summer Once was a rebel scum base That Grand Moff Tarkin sought But no rebels were caught Andthe future of the Empire Is cloudy and fully distraught The Death Star guns blast away To hold the rebels at bay Darth Vader does flee Now the Death Star has been destroyed As the rebel They shout with glee We pay homage to an emperor With Evil buried In his mind Lightning fingertips Glowing red gaze from his eyes The Hoth wind blows as it snows Snowtroopers fight to get in The Millennium Falcon stalls And Luke goes to Dagobah He's unaware what's Behnd Yoda's walls Vader sets a trap for the one Who he will reveal as his son In Cloud City's halls And the power of the dark side Shall conquer Old Republic law We pay homage to an emperor With evil buried in his mind Lightning fingertips Glowing red gaze from his eyes Welcome to the Tragic Empire Admiral Piett Has yet to take the throne Has the Empire lost steam Or is it a sad crime We've taking a beating One too many times Hypnotized by saber blades That glow in the dark Midgets that disguise themselves As Ewoks and Jawas The droid that's protocol He serves no real purpose His six million languages Do not impress us We pay homage to an emperor With eveil buried in his mind Lightning fingertips Glowing red gaze from his eyes Ooh...red gaze from his eyes Into the night, red gaze from his eyes We pay homage to an emperor With evil buried in his mind Red gaze from his eyes Welcome to the Tragic Empire Admiral Piett Has yet to take the throne Welcome to the Tragic Empire (8X) |
| Smells Like Piett Spirit* (sung to: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana) Written by Summer I found the base and won the race. Ozzel was always a disgrace. He's overfed and self assured And now he's a s stiff as a board. Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello... With the shields up, it's less dangerous! Death Star works now, entertain us! Those darn rebels won't escape us! Death Star works now, entertain us! Rotting Yoda! Paplatino! An arcona! Dianoga! Yeah. Hey. Yay. Darth knows that I am the best And that Ozzel jerk was a pest. I am Vader's new best friend. He'll stick with me until the end. Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello... With the shields up, it's less dangerous! Death Star works now, entertain us! Those darnrebels won't escape us! Death Star works now, entertain us! Rotting Yoda! Palpatino! An arcona! Dianoga! Yeah. Hey. Yay. That fairy Fett is a scumbag. And now he's dead, it makes me smile. I am an Admiral in the Empire. Oh well, whatever, nevermind. Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello... With the shields up, it's less dangerous! Death Star works now, entertain us! Those darnrebeles won't escape us! Death Star works now, entertain us! Rotting Yoda! Palpatino! An arcona! Dianoga! Yeah. Hey. Yay. |
| Han in a Block (sung to: "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains) Written by Summer I'm Han in a block From a carbon pit Won't you come and see me....see me Carbonite No interogation Lando's lies Perfect hibernation Jabba's prize A decoration Carbonite Jabba won't give me up Stuck on Tatooine Hanging on a wall Won't you come and see me...see me Carbonite Jabba the Hutt Bought my life From Boba Fett I almost died Frozen in death Carbonite Jabba won't give me up Carbonite Who will save me? I'm still alive Here and waiting In this wretched hive Of scum and villiany Carbonite Jabba won't give me up |
| Sweet Home Executor* (sung to: "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd) Written by Summer Hyperdrive keep on burnin' From thre Core to the Outer Rim Super Star Destroyer flies 'round I watch Darth Vader march up and down the halls, yes Well I heard Miss Snootles sing about him I heard Old Sy put him down Well I hope Sy Snootles will remember An Imperial man don't need her 'round, anyhow Sweet Home Executor Where the skies are starry blue Sweet Home xecutor Darth, I'm coming home to you On Coruscant they love the Emperor Ooh ooh ooh But right here we love the Admiral Now Palpatine's rule does not apply here As has been told by my crew, yes it's true Sweet Home Executor Where the skies are starry blue Sweet Home Executor Darth, I'm coming home to you Here I come, executor Ah ah ah, Executor, ah ah ah Executor Ah ah ah, Executor, ah ah ah Executor Metal muscle strong as a Wampa Sheilds up, solar winds blew From the control deck, it's a sure thing TIE Fighter Squadrons attack, as if nothing's new Sweet Home Executor Where the skies are starry blue Sweet Home Executor Darth, I'm coming home to you Sweet Home Executor (Oh sweet home) Where the skies are starry blue (and the solar winds blue) Sweet Home Executor (oh Sith Lordy) Darth, I'm coming home to you (yeah) |
| The End (of Piett's Clone)* (sung to: "The End" by The Doors Written by Summer This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my handsome clone, Piett Of Palpatine's plans, the end Of my best friend, Darth, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into his vision enhancement receptors...again Can you foresee what will be? So limitless and free Desperately in need... Of some ...saber's blade In a...rebel blockade Lost in an Imperial...hyperspace of pain And all the Grand Moffs are insane All the Grand Moffs are insane Waiting for the Endor rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of the moon Ride the Emperor's highway west, baby Wierd scenes inside the spice mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the krayt, ride the krayt To the wastes, the Jundland Wastes, baby The krayt is long, seven parsecs Ride the krayt...he is old, and is skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The A-Wing is calling us. The A-Wing is calling us. Pilot, where you taking us? The Admiral awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a cap from his personal quarters And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where Controller Jhoff lived And...then he...paid a visit to Jerejerrod And then he, he walked on down the hall And he came to an escape pod, and he looked inside "Emperor?" "Yes Admiral?" "I want to kill you." Vader? I want to..." Come on baby, take a chance with us Come on baby, take a chance with us Come on baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the A-Wing Tonight A-Wing Oh now A-Wing Still now A-Wing Come on baby Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my handsome clone, Piett It hurts to set you free But you're just the hollow me The end of probe droids and Death Stars The end of nights we tried to die This is the ...end |
| *Smells like Piett Spirit, The End (of Piett's Clone), Tragic Empire, and Sweet Home Executor originally written for the Cult of Piett. The lyrics are reflective of Admiral Piett and the Empire's point of view, not the author's. Have you written a song you would like to see on this page? Is there a song you would like me to adapt? No problem...eh...Just Email me! |
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| Legal note: Star Wars belongs to like George Lucas and stuff so it's like copyrighted by him or something. Star Wars Living: Interior Design with Star Wars and The Complete Wermo's Guide to Huttese and Other Star Wars Languages was thunk up by me and is my intellectual property so no copying without my permission or you'll be in big trouble with the Feds and me and my lawyer and the President and a whole bunch of other unruly people! |