JR: I am here and even though we only have three matches tonight! Those matches...they will be one hell of a fuck!!! ONE FUCK OF A HELL! And Triple H could very well lose The WNW Heavyweight Championship here tonight! The New Outsiderz are plummeting and seem to be dieing more everyday! Can they make it tonight??? Someone we need lots of answers from are The Prez! He has been supposedly fucking around with Trish Stratus...and he should be fucking around with Boo Chick! Who does he love! Is Trish cheating on him with Triple H??? What the fuck will happen tonight??? Finkel: The first match is for The WNW Women's Championship! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and out comes JHC!!! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes the champ... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! DING! DING! DING! JR: This match will be heated...just another one involved around what everything seems to be right now! The New Ousiderz VS Everyone Else! Extreme Raye goes for a Twist of Fate, but JHC reverses it and gets a Twist of Fate! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Extreme Raye gets up and gets a X-Factor! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! She picks up JHC and gets her own Twist of Fate! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! She again picks her up and throws her into the turnbuckle...she goes to the opposite turnbuckle and gets on it! JHC runs at Extreme Raye in a rage, but Raye gets a Spear of the TURNBUCKLE! Oww! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!! Extreme Raye picks up JHC again...but JHC grabs Extreme Raye and gets a Rock Bottom! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! JHC looks pissed off...she picks up Extreme Raye and Irish Whips her to the ropes, but Extreme Raye reverses it and grabs JHC...and up she goes!!! Extreme Raye goes for her finisher...TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER!!! Oww! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JR: Look at that! Outsiderz have one! Everyone else zero! And we will get a winner...3 matches! The camera goes to The New Outsiderz Locker Room where you see...Triple H, Chyna Doll, and Boo Chick! Extreme Raye walks in! Triple H: AND STILL THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION...EXTREME RAYE!!! Raye: Thanks H! Chyna Doll: Triple H...you forget about me...WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ME??? Triple H: I WAS JUST APPLAUDING HER! IF YOU ACUALY HAD A DAMN TITLE MAYBE YOU WOULD BE APPLAUDED! IF YOU EVER WON...MAYBE THEN TOO! NOW GO KICK THOSE SLUTS ASSES! Chyna Doll opens the door in silence! The Prez, Trish Stratus, and The Real Y2J walk in! Prez: What's wrong with her??? Boo Chick: Prez! GET THEM OUT OF HERE! WE HAVE SOME FREAKING TALKING TO DO!!! JR: See what I mean! This could break any moment!!! Finkel: The next match is a Handicap Match! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and JHC and Molly comes to the ring! Finkel: Making their way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic and Molly Holly! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! DING! DING! DING! 3D!!!!!!! OWWW!!! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Chyna Doll gets up and runs outside the ring! She grabs a chair! Gets in the ring! She swings...but it doesn't connect!!! FLAPJACK!!!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!! JHC GRABS THE CHAIR AND SWINGS...BUT MOLLY HOLLY GRABS IT BEFORE SHE SWINGS! THEY GRAB CHYNA DOLL! DOUBLE TEAM POWERBOMB! PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here are your winners...Jeff Hardy's Chic and Molly Holly!!!! JR: One and one!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??? HISTORY COULD! OR HELL COULD IF THE OUTSIDERZ SCREW SURVIVAL AND MARC!!! I DON'T KNOW...BUT I WANNA BE HAPPY!!! The camera goes to The Survival's Locker Room, where you see him and The Marc! Marc: We should beat him down! Beat him down bad! So that if those bastards come out and beat us, he will be an easy one, two, three! Survival: So after JHC and Molly beat them down I can put my arm over him...PIN FALL! Marc: I DON'T THINK SO!!! I WILL PUT MY HAND OVER HIM...PIN FALLLLLLL!!!! Survival: I DOUBT THAT!!! Marc: OH...TRUST ME!!! I WILL! IF YA SMELLLLLLL........WHAT THE MARC IS COOKIN'!!! Finkel: THE MAIN EVENT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Marc! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 230 lbs...The Marc! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 280 lbs...The Survival! Triple H's Music hits and Triple H makes his way to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H! JR: Man...I tell ya! I just wanna see this match, SUCKA!!! DING! DING! DING! The Marc gets a Dimond Cutter on Triple H! When Triple H gets up The Survival gets a Jackhammer on Triple H! Pin...1...Kick Out! When The Survival gets up and looks at The Marc...The Marc looks mad...The Survival looks confused! All of the sudden they both get a Double Facebuster from Triple H! One face on one knee! Triple H stands up as the crowd boo's him! The Marc and The Survival immediatly get up and they both swing Triple H into the turnbuckle! The Marc gets down on his hands and knees and The Survival connects for The Poetry In Motion! The Survival again gets the pin...1...Kick Out! When The Survival stands up, he smiles at The Marc! But The Marc looks mad! He kicks Survival in the gutt! Head to shoulder! Stone Cold Stunner!!! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Marc gets up and waits for The Survival! When The Survival gets up he trips The Marc...right into The Anklelock!!! But before The Marc can tap Triple H kicks The Survival in the back! Triple H grabs The Marc and throws him over the top rope! He walks over to The Referee and right hands him over the top rope! He runs outside the ring and gives The Marc a Neckbreaker! He sets up a table, grabs The Marc, and puts him on it! The Survival now comes out of the ring and is about to right hand Triple H, but Triple H signals The Survival to the other side of the table! As The Referee is down Triple H takes The Marc, up and down he goes, through the table! The Survival and Triple H laugh after a Double Powerbomb trough the table to The Marc! But this match has so much electricity, so of course The Survival and Triple H will start fighting now, as The Ref gets up! Jackhammer by Survival on Triple H! Survival gets onto the turnbuckle! High risk manuver! Swanton Bomb to Triple H who is outside the ring, and it doesn't connect when Triple H moves! Triple H stands up and starts to laugh! The Survival's ribs could be broken! Triple H picks up The Survival and presses him like weights! Then throws him right over top rope! Triple H gets in the ring as the EMT's come out for The Marc! JR: Oh, my gosh! I didn't think it was that bad! Can he come back to the match...? Will this be another Extreme Raye screw overs? Triple H grabs The Survival and throws his head into the turnbuckle pole! He picks him up and leaves him standing as he bounces of the ropes! Another Face Buster connects, but singal person this time! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks alittle shocked! He hits The Survival's Head on his knee and busts open The Survival! As blood splaters he pins him...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks alittle more shocked this time...he takes The Survival and smiles at the crowd! The crowd boo's him as he hooks The Survival's arms! PEDIGREE!!! OWW!!! JR: Will this be enough to take down The Survival!? Will The Marc come back in time??? Triple H pins Survival! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Triple H now really, and I mean really looks shocked! He picks The Survival up! Hooks the arms once more! But The Survival pulls out and for the third time...Jackhammer! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks pissed! He grabs The Survival and hooks the arms again! But again...The Survival pulls out! This time though he grabs Triple H's leg and trips him down! Anklelock! ANKLELOCK! Triple H thrives in pain...but he gets a Rope Break! When Triple H gets up he gets a fourth JACKHAMMER!!! The Survival again goes top rope! SWANTON BOMB!!! Oww! This time it connects! Triple H gets up after about five seconds, he runs at The Survival and gets a Neckbreaker! He pins him franticly...1...2...Kick Out! He even used the ropes to cheat! The crowd is going nutts! The Survival gets up first and grabs Triple H when he gets up...LAST RIDE!!! UP...DOWN...OWW!!! JR: Will this be it??? CAN THIS BE ENOUGH TO BEAT THE GAME??? The Survival pins Triple H! 1...2...KICK OUT!!! JR: OH, MY GOD! THEY HAVE BOTH KICKED OUT OF EACHOTHERS FINISHERS!!! The Survival now looks shocked as he picks up Triple H and gets another LAST RIDE! UP...DOWN...OWW!!! The Survival again pins Triple H... JR: IF THIS CAN'T BEAT THE GAME THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!! I DO KNOW THAT I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS THOUGH! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! JR STANDS UP ON HIS CHAIR AND YELLS OUT... JR: HELLLLLLL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen...here is your new...WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE SURVIVAL!!!! The crowd is going nutts as The Survival kisses the title belt! He then gives Triple H another LAST RIDE! Oww! Again! Oww! The Marc comes rushing down with a NECK BRACE!!! The Survival looks happy to see him! The Marc does to! The Survival extends his hand to shake, The Marc grabs his hand and starts to shake it! Oh, no! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM!!!!! OWWW!!! The Marc picks him up again! MARC BOTTOM...MARC BOTTOM!!!! OWWW!!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your new...WNW Hardcore Champion...THE MARC!!! JR: DAMN! I HOPE THERE ARE NO MORE SURPRISES TONIGHT! I'M SO FULL OF THEM!!! The Marc picks up his title and runs away...The Survival and Triple H lay there! The Survival gets up after about ten seconds and he looks at Triple H! He picks up Triple H! He sets Triple H for The LAST RIDE!!! JR: A FOURTH ONE??? MAYBE NOT!!! The Prez rushes to the ring with a chair and Survival runs away without completing The Last Ride! The Prez starts to beat the ring with the chair! Trish runs down and gets in the ring...she grabs The Prez and starts to kiss him! He pulls away as Boo Chick runs down the ramp and chases away Trish! The Prez grabs a mic and gets back in the ring! Prez: Triple H, you want answers??? Okay! JR: No, Prez! We all do! Prez: I have never been with Trish! She has started to kiss me, but I have always pulled away, just like a minute ago! And as far as The New Outsiderz staying together go...I THINK IT CAN HAPPEN!!! The crowd boo's! Prez: But, Triple H! We have a lot of things to do to it first! Triple H who now has comes to his sences gets up! The Prez hands him the mic! Triple H: DAMMIT PREZ!!! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE DAMN OUTSIDERZ RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST LOST MY FUCKING TITLE!!! Prez: I think we should change the name, and I also think I should be the leader!!! Triple H: YOU??? YOU??? YOU BE THE LEADER??? HA HA HA!!! Prez: But there is one thing that will be different that really stands out with it Triple H...and I want you to guess what that will be... Triple H: PREZ...I COULD CARE LESS RIGHT NOW, OKAY??? Prez: FINE! CARE LESS!!!! BUT, I WILL SAY IT, BECAUSE I WANT TO!!! THE.......INSIDERZ...... JR: INSIDERZ?????? Prez: THE INSIDERZ...WILL HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT THING...BESIDES HAVING ME AS THE LEADER...THERE WILL BE A BIG, HUGE, I'M TALKING HUGE DIFFERENCE! Triple H: PREZ, WILL YOU CUT TO THE CHASE???!!! Prez: YES, TRIPLE H!!! THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE THAT WE......WON'T.......HAVE.......YOU!!!!!!!!!! JR: WHAT???????? NO TRIPLE H????? WHAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE PREZ KNOCKS TRIPLE H OUT COLD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Then he grabs Boo Chick and French Kisses her as the show goes of the air........