Smileys... found em on a disk for an Archimedes Acorn puter... theyre ancient. Transferred directly using ocr, so balme the scanner for any spelling errors, and blame the writer for repeating so many (and making them so lame):

:-) Happy

:-> Happy

:-( Sad

:-< Sad

:_) Tongue in cheek

:-! Foot in mouth

<:-) For dumb questions

(:-) For messages dealing with bicycle helmets

(8-) For messages dealing with owls

d:-) For messages dealing with baseball

d :-o Hats off to your great idea

q:-) For those who wear their caps backwards

@= For messages dealing with nuclear war

o>-<¦= For messages of interest only to women

~= A candle, to annotate flaming messages

oo For somebody's head-lights are on messages

;-) Winking smilie for sarcastic remarks

:-$ Put your money where your mouth is

>:-> Leer

¦-<> Kissy face

:-¦ man playing an harmonica

0:-) For those innocent souls

[:¦] From a robot (or other appropriate Al project)

:>) From someone with a big nose

:<¦ From someone who attends an Ivy League school

:%)% From someone with acne

:-(*) From someone who is about to vomit

:-)8 From someone who is well dressed

8:-) From a little girl

:-)-{8 From a big girl

#-) From someone who partied all night

%-\ From someone hungover

:-* From someone who just ate a sour pickle

:-'¦ From someone who has a cold

:-)' From somone who tends to drool

':-) From someone who accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows

8:] From a gorilla

(:)-) From someone wearing scuba mask

P-) From someone getting fresh

¦-) From someone who is falling asleep

.-) From someone with one eye

:=) From someone with two noses

:-D From someone who talks too much

(-: User is left handed

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) User is drunk

[:] User is a robot

8-) User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) User wears normal glasses

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{) User has a mustache

{:-) User wears a toupee

}:-) Toupee in an updraft

:-[ User is a Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 User just made a wry statement

:-* User just ate something sour

:-)~ User drools

:-~) User has a cold

:~-( User is crying

:~-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-# User wears braces

:^) User has a broken nose

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:<) User is from an Ivy League School

:-& User is tongue tied

=:-) User is a hosehead

-:-) User is a punk rocker

-:-( User is a punk rocker (real punk rockers dontt smile)

:=) User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

¦-I User is asleep

¦-O User is yawning/snoring

:-Q User is a smoker

:-? User smokes a pipe

0-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P Nyahhhh! (sticking out tongue)

:-S User just made an incoherent statement

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-x User's lips are sealed

:-C User is really bummed

<¦-) User is Chinese

<¦-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/ User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smilie

3:[ Mean Pet smilie

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

%-6 User is braindead

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

(:I User is an egghead

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) User is wearing a turban

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smilie

.-) User only has one eye

,-) User only has one eye and is winking

X-( User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{ )) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache,

and a double chin