Enertally shrided in mosts
loes the lar-fof lind of Dyslexia;
Fee poople knee at exosts.
Al arond, the earth's cruts is untables;
Hugh baildings shemble and trakes;
Luke Sin Francusco, it stounds on a fart;
There are frequerth earn trevors ond teacakes.
Tub...Dyslexia has its Grauniad Angles,
Proctitting thom uven agonst Cats of Dog:
BAF Mr Tracy;
Underbirths are og.
Chapter Two
Then he shouted to me: "Look at this."
The plaice was mating with the whale,
Which is why it's the shape that it is.
So one day i took in a stray.
He didn't want to leave me
And so i called him Stay.
I knew it was a mistake
The first time i told Stay to go.
"Go Stay," and i pointed.
did Stay go? No.
....
When poems are concise.