| The mervellous history of four people |
| The Wednesday April 28th, an UFO landed in a forest of the village of St-Martin de Beauce. The alien, called Rantanplan went out of the UFO. His misson was to eliminate all St-Martin’s skateboarders. This alien was 6 feet tall and he was all green. He was a big pusher, and had 3 onces of pot in his pocket. The alien was armed with a baseball bat, on his planet, it was an inanimated carbon stick. His planet who was occupied with apes wanted to invade the whole world. Their kings were Kang and Kodos. During this time, a skateboarder of St-Martin made a grind on the sidewalk. The skateboarder wore a green shirt, a blue jeans, blue shoes and a chain on his jeans. He had green eyes and his hair was brown with a little blond spot. The skateboarder, who had seen the UFO was going to the woods to meet his pusher, but the skateboarder thought that the UFO was a sign from his pusher. When he saw the alien he shouted to him to come and talk about the life in space and how his spaceship was carburated. But the alien had another idea in his mind. He put out his inanimated carbon stick and he reached the skateboarder with a peace sign by his 8 fingers. The skateboarder, who had no doubt, approched the alien. The alien smashed the skateboarder’s head with his inanimated carbon stick. The skateboarder shouted like he can but nobody heard him. The alien thought that the skateboarder was dead. But in fact, he was only asleep. He was very injured. The skateboarder lost a big amount of blood. In his head, the skateboarder was very happy because he still had the weed in his pocket. The alien decided to bring the skateboarder with his deck in this ship. The alien was draguing the skateboarder by the right leg. During this time a happy mime called Little Tooth walked in a big field. He had a beautiful red-orange fucked hair. Little Tooth wore a black costume and he had a hat. By the time, the unsucking man saw the alien with his beautiful green face who pulled out the skateboarder. Little Tooth decided that it would not past like that so he ran like he never ran before to Valcartier. Little Tooth arrived to Valcartier exhausted where he found the general Mc Cormick. He mimed to the general that there was an alien who tried to kill a sucking skateboarder with a terrible weapon. The general wanted his troups to follow him but they all shooted themselves in the head being afraid of having a probe in the ass. The general and Little Tooth went alone to destroy the alien and the village of St-Martin to be sure that no one knew that the alien come on Earth. During the trip, thy told many blond jokes and Little Tooth mimed some 1001 word games with Paul Houde. Example: Like what is the favorite Brazillian town of the sportive commentators? Sao Paul-Houde. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and they singing the Cypress Hill song and the name of the song was DOCTOR GREENTHUMB. When they arrived to St-Martin, Little Tooth showed the place where he saw the alien beating the skateboarder. The general Mc Cormick decided his tactic: hide himself in the grass and approach of him very slowly and shot 12 times in the alien’s body. The alien screamed the name of his wife, Gazoo, of his teletubbies, Po (their teletubbies are like our dogs), of his mice, Nostradamouse, who have predict he would not survive to this trip, the name of his beautiful small stew, meatball stew and that he like Nazi anarchist punk. His last wish was to see the IRON MAIDEN’S lord. He said that his real name was DOCTOR GREENTHUMB-NAHASAPEEMAPETILAN-JULIUS-CRASSUS-PARAPPA-SMITH. The general pissed off of hearing the alien saying insanities. The he took is black gun and shot many time in his head and said “HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM” (see you in HELL). The skateboarder who was animated by a mystical power called the force, he took his skateboard and prepared to hit the general Mc Cormick to kill him because the skateboarder thought that the alien was the leader. He was saying “I LOVE THE LEADER”. The skateboarder was ready to risk his life to see the alien one last time. Then some clouds started to appear in the sky. Then the skateboarder, who was a traitor, gave a fatal hit to the general Kenny Mc Cormick and said : “Oh my God, I’ve killed Kenny”. And Little Tooth mimed : “You bastard skateboarder”. Some faces appeared in the clouds. It was the faces of Ben Kenobi, Mufasa, Bleeding Gum Murphy and Buttzilla. Mufasa said: “You must avenge my death Kimba, I mean Simba.” Bleeding Gum Murphy said: “You play so well Lisa”. Buttzilla said “prout prout”. Ben said: “You’re not Luke, so die!” Little Tooth was happy to see that he was alive because he stole all the weed of the alien and of the skateboarder, and he decided to divide it in little parts and give one part to each person that worked in THE END OF THE WORLD IS AT 7 O’CLOCK. Little Tooth was very happy because the drug was Quebec Gold. Little Tooth decided to leave this strange village and return to Montreal. In road, he spoke for the first time: “I’m invincible!” THE END |
| Les personnages: |
| Dave dans le rôle du skateboarder Bryan dans le rôle de Rantanplan Charles dans le rôle du général McCormick Stéphane dans le rôle de Little Tooth |
| L'un de mes plus beaux souvenirs du secondaire date de l'époque où j'étais en secondaire 4. En anglais, nous devions prendre des photos et ensuite faire une histoire avec les photos. Vous allez voir ce que l'imagination de 4 gars peut donner....:) C'est dommage que je n'aie pas de scanner, sinon vous verriez aussi les photos. Bonne lecture. p.s Puisqu'on a fait ca pendant le cours d'anglais, c'est un peu normal que ce soit en anglais! |