I have managed to accidentally delete nearly all of the photographs on this website, so check back in a few years and it will be fixed . . . Sorry!  I've actually fixed a few things, but nothing can touch the original!
Stephanie
Good Stuff:
4-H Camp
Artwork
Atholton High School
Atholton Music
Basketball
Bryan's Orioles Page
Cartoons
Catdog
Citizenship
Cookies and Ice Cream
Crimson Tide
Cute
Elephant Jokes
Financial Aid
Flashback
Food
French Horns
Funny Pictures
Hot Girls
Hot Guys
Infamous
Kimmel
Lacrosse
Maryland
Mexico
Movies
Music
My African Safari
Nicknames
Opus N' Bill
Papa John's
Pets
Photographs
Poems
Politics
Poop
SNL
SUMB
Syracuse
Quirks
Quotations
Things That Annoy Me
Trendy
Vacations
Vegetarians
Watson 433
Hi! I'm eighteen years old, and I live on a farm in Howard County, Maryland.  I'm a freshman at Syracuse University where I study Psychology and Speech Communication.  Go Otto!  I love people, peanut M&M's, and GOATS! I created this website predominantly because I wanted my friends to have access to my billions of cool pictures . . . Stop asking me for doubles!!!
My hobbies and interests include music, photography, art, sailing, and 4-H.  I'm a huge band dork, but I love to play sports, especially lacrosse and basketball.  I love the Wonder Years, the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, and Great Expectations.  Some of my favorite things are sunsets, Annapolis, summer rain, Ann Taylor, 80's music, gatorade, the beach, Orange Tic Tacs, summer camp, the Goo Goo Dolls, cows, slurpees, cheese, pranks, swings, singing, fingerpainting, and flowers.  I hate all things trendy, bad sportsmanship, and Cameron Diaz.
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." ~Ralph Waldo Emmerson
My mother is an OCD Psychologist, sheltered Catholic, and skilled crafter.  Her secret aspiration is to be Martha Stewart.  She always bakes cookies for my friends.  My father is an attorney, USNA graduate, and diplomatic kind of guy.  He likes trains.  I am convinced that they know almost everything.  I have a brother.  My commentary on other family members may be rude or embarassing.
Atholton High School
Carrie and Stephanie Go NC-17
College Hoops Rankings
Maryland 4-H
Maryland
Miguel's Chick Page
My brother's HCF&R website
Natalie's Blue Fuzzy Webpage
National 4-H
Peace Corps
Saturday Night Live
Sour Sitrus Society
SU
Vegetables
New Stuff:
Well, there's other new stuff.  But here's what I added today:
Berries
These animals must be in Central New York . . .
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have MPD
And so do I.
DISCLAIMER:  This website is not an arrogant Ode to Me.  It was created to share photos, funny(?) stuff, and some inside jokes.
Hi, my name is Paul the Penguin.  And I ice skate very well.