~"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

~"When they put unkown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" -unknown

~"Love's a two way street and I think your car just died!"

~"Maybe this world is another planet's hell"

~"Sister Luck is screaming someone else's name"

~"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head."

~"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

~"I'm through with guys, they break your heart from the start. Loving guys is such a sin...WOW BABEY look at the guy who just walked in!"

~"If you're sad I'll lead you to a bridge and show you where to jump off."

~"I would tell you to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven."

~"Never start frowning...you never know who is falling in love with your smile." :))

~"I hope life is not a big joke because then I don't get it"

~"I once had a friend but his leash broke and he ran away"

~"Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

~"Milk does the body good but DAMN....how much did you drink?"

~"You! Off my planet!"

~"When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose?"

~"I don't have to be careful...I have a gun."

~"In the land of skunks, he who has half a nose is King,"

~"If life gives you lemons grab them and squeeze them in people's eyes!"

~"If someone tells you to suck it, turn around and say "I heard it's dangerous to put small things in your mouth!"

~"Never test the depth of water with both feet."

~"Last night I was looking at the stars and was wondering "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?"

~"I think this world would be a better place if those damn kids just gave the Silly Rabbit Trix!"

~"Whoever said everything is possible obviously hasn't tried slamming revolving doors or dribbling footballs!"

~"Broom handles.Splinters. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"

~If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

~"Please. Help Me." -Sophie

~"There's our booty!" -Brit
~"You should really think about knifing them for now on!" -Tim