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¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
y did u add me? i thought u already did
John Bone says:
yes, that's quite a puzzle
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
rite
John Bone says:
what are you doing right now?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
eatin starbrust n i juss got home too
John Bone says:
I got home at 11:00am today
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
fezzbell@hotmail.com
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
did u give hm ma email address
John Bone says:
no I did not
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
o ok well some one gave him ma email address n i wanna no who did
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
do u no him?
John Bone says:
I do
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well tell him who i am we were talkin lass nite but he dont remember
John Bone says:
why don't you tell him?
John Bone says:
I am busy at the moment
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
i did but he dont remember
John Bone says:
well if he doesn't remember, talking to me isn't going to change anything
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
today this guy named brandon said that u r probably a 60 year old man or something
John Bone says:
how many people have you talked to about this?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
ma friendz ta skool
John Bone says:
don't you have anything better to talk about? Why don't you ever talk about how you act like idiots?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well kuz then u will make fun of me
John Bone says:
chances are I am going to make fun of you either way
John Bone says:
because I am so rude
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
yes u r very rude
John Bone says:
I agree
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
datz betta
John Bone says:
what is a tease?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
im not a dictionary
John Bone says:
clearly
John Bone says:
I am referring to your name
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
go find out for ur slef
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
i now at it is butz its hard to explain
John Bone says:
it is even harder to explain the first part of your sentence
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
*i no wat
John Bone says:
oh, I am just finishing my picture, hold on
John Bone says:
done. This is my best demographic of Archie Andrews yet
John Bone says:
his head is imploding
John Bone says:
it is in black and white, to display how black Archie was
John Bone says:
have you ever been to Six Flags? they have a superman ride
John Bone says:
I met a girl who said she wanted to ride superman, I called her a slut
John Bone says:
then she was like "I would also ride Batman", so I walked away
John Bone says:
then she tried to have sex with me and I was like "yo, get off me, crack hoe. I don't want the plague"
John Bone says:
I like the monorail at six flags
John Bone says:
did you know there is only one rail?
John Bone says:
then the girl came back and said "speaking of one rail..." but I took off before she could make a sexual reference
John Bone says:
I bet she was going to talk about my penis
John Bone says:
I have an E.T. bicycle. a bike with a basket on the front with a picture of ET
John Bone says:
the tires are made of plastic, it is the crummiest bike in the world
John Bone says:
I tried to ride it once and one of the wheels cracked and turned into dust
John Bone says:
like in the halls when I walk through people
John Bone says:
I was surfing in Banff once, and this huge wave out of lake Superior came and tried to call me names
John Bone says:
but I went around it on my skateboard
John Bone says:
then the girl came back and said she wanted to have sex with Thorr, God of Thunder
John Bone says:
and I was "whoa, where did you come from" and she said "I was riding that wave" and that was the end of the episode
John Bone says:
I have a good recipe for a Cream of Sum Yun Guy that you might want
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no ill pass
John Bone says:
oh, you are alive
John Bone says:
were you busy?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no u were juss talkin bout somethign i waasnt interested in
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
n u were bein rude before thta
John Bone says:
I wasn't being rude, I was telling you about my AA demographic
John Bone says:
it is awesome
John Bone says:
it looks just like he did at the Nuremburg trials
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
to be honest i dont really kare no offence
John Bone says:
it would be a lot easier to say what you do care about then what you don't. Because you don't seem to really care about anything
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well i do kare bout thingz ]
John Bone says:
what do you care about the most?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
. i unno i dont kare rite now
John Bone says:
how ironic
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
im tooo tired
John Bone says:
what are you tired from?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
i unno
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
juss skool n shit
John Bone says:
you get tired from school? your endurance must be through the roof
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
it was a slow n very boring day n someone decided to piss me off that the end of the day
John Bone says:
what did they do to piss you off?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
nvm i cant tell
John Bone says:
is it funny?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no, juss dis guy was black mailin me wit somehting n it was pissin me off
John Bone says:
that's kind of funny
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
n makes me rally sad n pissed off
John Bone says:
blackmail would do more than piss me off
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well no it makes me depressed n shit
John Bone says:
what does he/she want in return?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well hes like kiss the worldz most ugliest guy david or ill tell jordan
John Bone says:
I am the worlds most ugliest guy, please do not denounce me of my throne
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
well at ma skkool
John Bone says:
is he a jerk?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
ya we use to like each other
John Bone says:
then why are you calling him the ugliest guy in the world?
John Bone says:
that is an insult to both him and me
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no david is the worlds ugliest guy
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
the guy thatz blackmailin me is eddie
John Bone says:
I thought you liked Eddie, look in your profile
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
ya i have to change it
John Bone says:
well Eddie pulled a grand scam on you
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no we really iked each other then we juss didnt n e more
John Bone says:
I bet his name isn't even Eddie
John Bone says:
it's probably Ralph or something
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
juss nvm
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
this is y i dont fukin tell n e one bout these fukin thingz
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
now im pissed off
John Bone says:
what kind of thing did you tell him? just give me a general category
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
John Bone says:
like "Sports" or "Potent Potables"
i dont wanna talk bout it k
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
geeeeeeeeez
John Bone says:
ok, well would you like to hear about the time I got blackmailed?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
im bussy n pissed off
John Bone says:
what a catty shrew you are
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
brb
John Bone says:
watch out, this cat has claws. Hisss
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
k sry
John Bone says:
where did you go, my lovely?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
my lovely?
John Bone says:
it is a song, you have obviously not heard it
John Bone says:
it is by John Doe
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no i dont listen to that
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
but y did u say it to me
John Bone says:
because I was asking where did you go, and the joke was there and I went for it and pressed the LRB
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
rite
John Bone says:
so where did you go?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
to c somethign
John Bone says:
was it Santa Clause 2?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
no
John Bone says:
then I have lost interest
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
itz none of ur bussiness
John Bone says:
touché
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
y do u alwayz say that
John Bone says:
why don't you care about anything?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
i do kare
John Bone says:
about what?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
omg ur fukin pissin me off go away for a lil ur soo rude to me then execpt me to talk to u
John Bone says:
"then execpt me to talk to u", what did that part mean? I got the rest
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
nvm
John Bone says:
I got so sick after I ate McDonalds yesterday that I fuked all over the sofa
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
fuked?
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
rite
John Bone says:
it was nasty
¤§€X¥¤ßªß¥¤Gü®L¤i'M¤nOt¤A¤tEaSe¤I'm¤JuSs¤A¤rEmInDeR¤oF¤wAt¤U¤cAn'T¤hAvE¤ says:
rite
John Bone says:
I got a Leafs fuke for Christmas last year
John Bone says:
it is too small now
John Bone says:
fuke the whales