Pold the Magnificent says:
are you miss perfect?
Miss. Perfect says:
yes
Pold the Magnificent says:
where did you get my electro-mail address?
Miss. Perfect says:
u gave it to me
Pold the Magnificent says:
how?
Miss. Perfect says:
through ur other e-mail addy
Pold the Magnificent says:
that's a lie!
Pold the Magnificent says:
who gave you my address?
Miss. Perfect says:
u did, i met u in a chat
Pold the Magnificent says:
quit lying, lier
Pold the Magnificent says:
I've never been in a chat room in my life
Miss. Perfect says:
yahh sure, now ur the one lying
Pold the Magnificent says:
Am I?
Pold the Magnificent says:
I'd be lying if I said I didn't think you were lying
Pold the Magnificent says:
but I didn't because I do
Miss. Perfect says:
ya whatever
Pold the Magnificent says:
WHO GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS??
Miss. Perfect says:
u just keep lying
Pold the Magnificent says:
??
Miss. Perfect says:
u did
Pold the Magnificent says:
what "chat" was "I" in?
Miss. Perfect says:
i can't remember
Miss. Perfect says:
some gay ass chat
Pold the Magnificent says:
you can't remember? Sounds awful convenient
Miss. Perfect says:
well its sounds to me like u have a pretty bad memory
Pold the Magnificent says:
really? What was the name of the chat?
Miss. Perfect says:
Teen Chat
Pold the Magnificent says:
wow, that must've been really hard to make up
Pold the Magnificent says:
you should take a rest after that mental overload
Miss. Perfect says:
and how long did it take for u to come up wit that sentence
Pold the Magnificent says:
that was two sentences
Miss. Perfect says:
u sound like a fuckin nerd
Pold the Magnificent says:
I'm not the one in the chat rooms
Miss. Perfect says:
if all ur gonna do is sit on ur fat ass and and talk to someone u can't even remember meeting then don't talk to me, ohh ya but i forgot, u don't have a life, the only life u have is ur fuckin computer, u may as well just marry it
Pold the Magnificent says:
"if all ur gonna do is sit on ur fat ass and and talk to someone" Isn't that the entire premise of a chat room?
Pold the Magnificent says:
the chat rooms that you appearantly frequent
Miss. Perfect says:
ok ya u r a nerd
Miss. Perfect says:
the last time i was on a chat was a fuckin year ago
Pold the Magnificent says:
how old are you?
Miss. Perfect says:
u really don't need to know that
Pold the Magnificent says:
I think it would explain a lot of the poor insults you've been using and the reason why you still feel the need to use profanities
Miss. Perfect says:
well u don't need to know
Miss. Perfect says:
u don't need to know anything about me
Pold the Magnificent says:
alright, judging by your vocabulary I will assume you are 12
Pold the Magnificent says:
old enough to know the meaning of "f*ck" but immature enough to think it is cool
Miss. Perfect says:
lol LONG way off
Pold the Magnificent says:
so you are older?
Miss. Perfect says:
maybe
Pold the Magnificent says:
that is a shame
Miss. Perfect says:
anyway y do u want to know?
Pold the Magnificent says:
so I can tell if you are mature or immature for your age
Pold the Magnificent says:
judging by "lol LONG way off" I'm guessing you're immature
Miss. Perfect says:
u can't tell that by talking to me on the friggin net
Miss. Perfect says:
maybe i act different on the net, u really don't know
Pold the Magnificent says:
why would you act different on the "net"?
Miss. Perfect says:
y the hell do u keep on repeating what i'm saying
Miss. Perfect says:
maybe i just do
Pold the Magnificent says:
I'm not
Pold the Magnificent says:
I'm asking questions based on your previous statements
Miss. Perfect says:
by u keep on repeating me, it sounds like ur the inmature one here
Pold the Magnificent says:
alright, like that commercial for the medicine?
Miss. Perfect says:
ok would u cut out all this intelligent word crap
Pold the Magnificent says:
then I'd be just like you
Miss. Perfect says:
it makes u sound like a nerd
Pold the Magnificent says:
It makes me sound intelligent
Pold the Magnificent says:
hence "intelligent words"
Miss. Perfect says:
ur probably sitting there wit a dictonairy looking up all these words
Pold the Magnificent says:
yes, you've got it
Miss. Perfect says:
is that supposed to be funny cause its not
Pold the Magnificent says:
I see
Pold the Magnificent says:
do you think because people don't use profanities and speak like dykes that they are nerds?
Miss. Perfect says:
no i don't think of everyone like that, just u
Pold the Magnificent says:
ouch
Pold the Magnificent says:
why just me?
Miss. Perfect says:
because its just in the way ur putting ur words
Pold the Magnificent says:
you mean spelling things right and putting punctuation marks? would you think I was a nerd if I said "Yo homes, 2 Bel Air"
Miss. Perfect says:
ok i have an idea, y don't we stop all this crap and just talk like normal civillized human beings instead of acting like a bunch of idiots ok?
Pold the Magnificent says:
civilized only has one "L"
Miss. Perfect says:
umm ok
Pold the Magnificent says:
ask me a civilized question
Miss. Perfect says:
ok
Miss. Perfect says:
whats ur name
Pold the Magnificent says:
Pold
Pold the Magnificent says:
and what is your name?
Miss. Perfect says:
Rachel Green
Miss. Perfect says:
where r u from
Pold the Magnificent says:
Canada
Pold the Magnificent says:
Where are you from?
Miss. Perfect says:
Canada
Pold the Magnificent says:
ah
Miss. Perfect says:
BC to be exact
Pold the Magnificent says:
I am situated in Toronto
Miss. Perfect says:
cool
Miss. Perfect says:
i am coming to Toronto next summer to go to a jays game
Pold the Magnificent says:
I predict they will lose
Pold the Magnificent says:
that's been their theme for the past few years
Miss. Perfect says:
ohh probably
Pold the Magnificent says:
have you read the "Lord of the Rings" books?
Miss. Perfect says:
no i rarly read, i'm more into sports, partys, hanging out wit friends
Pold the Magnificent says:
do you see Canucks games?
Miss. Perfect says:
yahh
Miss. Perfect says:
of course
Pold the Magnificent says:
they are doing bad again
Miss. Perfect says:
um not to bad
Pold the Magnificent says:
they were looking good at the beginning of the season, then something fell apart
Miss. Perfect says:
ya
Miss. Perfect says:
what sports do u follow
Pold the Magnificent says:
hockey
Miss. Perfect says:
that it?
Pold the Magnificent says:
and basketball now that the Raptors are the only Canadian team
Pold the Magnificent says:
sorry about the Griz
Miss. Perfect says:
thats ok i hated them anyway
Miss. Perfect says:
i luv the Raptors
Pold the Magnificent says:
yeah Vince
Miss. Perfect says:
Vince Carter #15 YAHH he's the best
Pold the Magnificent says:
I beat him one on one
Pold the Magnificent says:
except he wasn't there
Pold the Magnificent says:
it was my mom in a #15 jersey
Pold the Magnificent says:
and I lost
Miss. Perfect says:
ohh ya
Miss. Perfect says:
i always wear #15 in ANY sport
Pold the Magnificent says:
even touch footy?
Miss. Perfect says:
i don't play that
Miss. Perfect says:
i play field hockey, basketball, volleyball, soccer, baseball, bowling, swimming and once and a while i'll do rugby
Pold the Magnificent says:
touch footy is rugby
Miss. Perfect says:
ok
Pold the Magnificent says:
i play baseball
Miss. Perfect says:
me to
Pold the Magnificent says:
how about those Diamondbacks?
Pold the Magnificent says:
or the D-Backs as I call them
Pold the Magnificent says:
we are on a nickname basis
Pold the Magnificent says:
I call them the "D-Backs" and they call me "the kid with the restraining order"
Miss. Perfect says:
i just changed my name today from "Yahh the Diamond Backs Won and the Yankee's SUCK"
Pold the Magnificent says:
my friends name is still Yankees Suck
Pold the Magnificent says:
I think he might be dead though
Pold the Magnificent says:
he hasn't been at school for six days
Miss. Perfect says:
lol
Miss. Perfect says:
ok
Pold the Magnificent says:
are the Canucks your favourite NHL team?
Miss. Perfect says:
umm no
Miss. Perfect says:
i like St. Louis
Pold the Magnificent says:
they're good now that they have Doug Weight
Pold the Magnificent says:
I'm a big Doug Weight fan
Miss. Perfect says:
cause i know someone REALLY well on that team, i see him every summer
Pold the Magnificent says:
Al McGinnis?
Miss. Perfect says:
no Dallas Drake
Pold the Magnificent says:
Oh. I don’t care
Miss. Perfect says:
he's #10
Pold the Magnificent says:
I used to be friends with Tie Domi
Pold the Magnificent says:
then I borrowed his shower curtain and lost it
Pold the Magnificent says:
now we don't speak
Miss. Perfect says:
well see his parents own a farm in Rossland (where i live is in Rossland) and his parents own a farm called Drakes Farm, everyone here knows them but not many peeps know Dallas
Pold the Magnificent says:
he's "under the radar" as they call it
Miss. Perfect says:
yahh Dallas is cool
Pold the Magnificent says:
the city?
Miss. Perfect says:
Rossland
Pold the Magnificent says:
yeah, alright
Pold the Magnificent says:
my favourite player is Wade Redden
Miss. Perfect says:
no idea who that is
Pold the Magnificent says:
he's #6, defencemen on the Sens
Miss. Perfect says:
ok
Miss. Perfect says:
Dallas is a Forward
Pold the Magnificent says:
I don’t care
Miss. Perfect says:
i think he plays on the Left i'm not sure
Pold the Magnificent says:
I have to go