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Copy and Pasta says:
do you like The Clash?
Leanne says:
WHAT CLASH
Copy and Pasta says:
Clash City Rockers
Leanne says:
SHUT UP
Leanne says:
AGH WHAT DID U DO
Copy and Pasta says:
I bypassed your computers main access database and re-routed all the files with a bitmap
Leanne says:
shut up
Copy and Pasta says:
shut up
Copy and Pasta says:
oh man, I called it
Leanne says:
i will hunt u dont and kick ur ass
Leanne says:
what
Copy and Pasta says:
I don't think you would be able to read the map
Leanne says:
haha
Leanne says:
i can too
Copy and Pasta says:
not if you are going donttown
Leanne says:
i am not stupid
Copy and Pasta says:
the jury is still out on that one
Leanne says:
what city
Copy and Pasta says:
North Kiltown
Leanne says:
shut up
Copy and Pasta says:
you shut up
Leanne says:
why do u keep msging me
Copy and Pasta says:
because you keep messaging me
Leanne says:
no i dont
Leanne says:
u did it today
Copy and Pasta says:
and because you lose arguments before they start
Leanne says:
dumbass
Leanne says:
no i dont
Copy and Pasta says:
yes, you do
Leanne says:
why do u have to annoy me
Leanne says:
why
Copy and Pasta says:
you are annoying me, why?
Leanne says:
shut up fag
Copy and Pasta says:
you have to put that in quotes to avoid copyright infringements
Leanne says:
na i dont
Copy and Pasta says:
why don't you get some new catch phrases? Your current ones are outdated
Leanne says:
i am special
Copy and Pasta says:
if special means stupid then I agree
Copy and Pasta says:
you are a big special moron
Leanne says:
why are u so mean to me
Leanne is inviting you to start using Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
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Leanne says:
opps
Copy and Pasta says:
what the hell is "Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri"
Leanne says:
idk
Leanne says:
i pressed it by accident
Leanne says:
where is ur friend tonight
Copy and Pasta says:
which one?
Leanne says:
idk his name
Leanne says:
i blocked him
Leanne says:
he said he knew u
Copy and Pasta says:
is his name idk?
Leanne says:
and he kept callin me stupid
Copy and Pasta says:
well he has a point
Copy and Pasta says:
if you don't want to seem so stupid you should try to avoid:
Leanne says:
ok then i will
Leanne says:
ok
Leanne says:
happy now
Copy and Pasta says:
so far
Leanne says:
thats good
Copy and Pasta says:
so you don't like the Clash?
Leanne says:
what clash
Copy and Pasta says:
Clash City Rockers
Leanne says:
what is that
Copy and Pasta says:
a band
Copy and Pasta says:
of thieves
Leanne says:
oh ok
Leanne says:
do u still think i am stupid
Copy and Pasta says:
yes, but not as annoying
Leanne says:
i am sorry
Copy and Pasta says:
you can not suddenly change your intelligence by not using catch phrases
Leanne says:
but u see i am smart
Copy and Pasta says:
how so?
Copy and Pasta says:
do not use school grades as your example
Leanne says:
no i am smart
Copy and Pasta says:
prove it by saying something smart
Leanne says:
no
Copy and Pasta says:
touché
Leanne says:
your not worth it
Leanne says:
whoa that was mean wasnt it
Copy and Pasta says:
if it requires effort to alter your intelligence you aren't actually intelligent
Leanne says:
no it dont
Copy and Pasta says:
no what "don't"?
Leanne says:
shut up
Leanne says:
opps
Copy and Pasta says:
and we're back
Leanne says:
sorry
Leanne says:
sorry
Leanne says:
i am stressed
Leanne says:
thats all
Copy and Pasta says:
from what?
Leanne says:
exams
Copy and Pasta says:
if you are smart they shouldn't be too hard
Leanne says:
no but i stress over them
Copy and Pasta says:
what is your average?
Leanne says:
95
Copy and Pasta says:
what are you stressed about?
Leanne says:
its exams they are hard
Leanne says:
i will never be perpared enough
Copy and Pasta says:
well my average is 99.1, so exams shouldn't be too hard for me
Leanne says:
whatever
Leanne says:
ur not smart
Copy and Pasta says:
I am smart
Copy and Pasta says:
what grade are you in?
Leanne says:
11
Leanne says:
doing grade 12 courses
Copy and Pasta says:
what kind of things are you learning in grade 12 courses?
Leanne says:
stuff
Leanne says:
why are u being nice now
Copy and Pasta says:
I am not
Leanne says:
ya u are
Leanne says:
face it
Copy and Pasta says:
you're a stupid bitch
Leanne says:
thanks
Copy and Pasta says:
really? 95 average?
Leanne says:
yeah
Copy and Pasta says:
is one of your courses "how to be bad at lying"?
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
i was born a good lier
Copy and Pasta says:
too bad the literacy gene skips a generation
Copy and Pasta says:
what are you getting in History?
Leanne says:
dont take history
Copy and Pasta says:
what do you take?
Leanne says:
something
Copy and Pasta says:
Ritalin?
Copy and Pasta says:
why do you only take one course?
Leanne says:
no i take
Leanne says:
umm
Leanne says:
8
Copy and Pasta says:
what are some of them?
Leanne says:
why should i tell u
Copy and Pasta says:
so I can point out the fact that you are obviously lying
Leanne says:
im not
Copy and Pasta says:
yes, you are
Leanne says:
i just cant see why u need to know
Copy and Pasta says:
I have already told you
Leanne says:
agh
Copy and Pasta says:
yes, and that's back as well
Leanne says:
o.....k
Leanne says:
whatever
Copy and Pasta says:
one day coherence is going to snap and take your family hostage
Leanne says:
ya
Copy and Pasta says:
what's coherence?
Copy and Pasta says:
long pause
Leanne says:
The quality or state of cohering, especially a logical, orderly, and aesthetically consistent relationship of parts
Copy and Pasta says:
bahahaha
Copy and Pasta says:
I guess we know what the long pause was for
Leanne says:
no
Copy and Pasta says:
yes
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
no
Copy and Pasta says:
MAD
Leanne says:
nope
Copy and Pasta says:
me
Leanne says:
just want to get my way
Copy and Pasta says:
evidently your way is ignorance
Leanne says:
screw u
Copy and Pasta says:
do you know what ignorance is, without looking it up?
Leanne says:
i didnt look anything up
Copy and Pasta says:
Leanne says:
i was born a good lier
Leanne says:
ya
Leanne says:
can i block u
Copy and Pasta says:
"The quality or state of cohering, especially a logical, orderly, and aesthetically consistent relationship of parts." -dictionary.com
Copy and Pasta says:
idiot
Leanne says:
shut up
Leanne says:
opps
Leanne says:
screw off
Copy and Pasta says:
well now that we have both figured out that you are a fraud, I guess you can leave
Leanne says:
cant i block u
Copy and Pasta says:
yes, please do
Leanne says:
really
Leanne says:
can i
Copy and Pasta says:
no, you are forbidden
Leanne says:
but u see i am not rude so can i block you please
Copy and Pasta says:
the whole point of blocking is to be rude
Copy and Pasta says:
and sometimes roude
Leanne says:
ok i wont block then
Copy and Pasta says:
you already blocked my alleged friend
Leanne says:
i didnt
Leanne says:
not me
Leanne says:
no
Copy and Pasta says:
Leanne says:
where is ur friend tonight
Copy and Pasta says:
which one?
Leanne says:
idk his name
Leanne says:
i blocked him
Copy and Pasta says:
your lies contradict themselves
Leanne says:
opps
Copy and Pasta says:
your limbic system has total control over you
Leanne says:
whats his email
Leanne says:
i will add him
Copy and Pasta says:
Joe_Strummer@hotmale.com
Leanne says:
i though u didnt knowhim
Copy and Pasta says:
you have done some poor detective work, Nancy Drew
Leanne says:
ya i have
Leanne says:
he said u were his friend
Copy and Pasta says:
joe strummer said I was his friend?
Leanne says:
ya
Leanne says:
are u
Copy and Pasta says:
definitely
Leanne says:
so how r u and him friends
Copy and Pasta says:
we are in the same band of thieves
Leanne says:
what
Leanne says:
:S
Copy and Pasta says:
we are in the same band of thieves
Copy and Pasta says:
better?
Leanne says:
whats that
Leanne says:
dumbass
Copy and Pasta says:
so in your opinion, when you don't know something the other person is a dumbass?
Copy and Pasta says:
good logic, 95
Leanne says:
lol
Copy and Pasta says:
you are a real pragmatic demon
Leanne says:
cant i say lol or do da make me stupid
Leanne says:
(^)
Copy and Pasta says:
it doesn't make you stupid, it makes you a sheep of conformity
Leanne says:
whatever
Leanne says:
whatever
Leanne says:
ok
Leanne says:
like what do u know anyways
Copy and Pasta says:
I know that I know more than you, and that I make myself seem arrogant when I say things like this
Leanne says:
haha
Leanne says:
ur so funny
Copy and Pasta says:
you have a terrible sense of humour
Copy and Pasta says:
do you watch Saturday Night Live?
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
i hate it
Copy and Pasta says:
it's probably because it isn't funny
Leanne says:
ya
Cron 4 u has been added to the conversation.
Leanne says:
lol
Leanne says:
ur a lsoer
Cron 4 u says:
whats so funny
Copy and Pasta says:
what the hell is cron?
Leanne says:
him
Cron 4 u says:
i didnt feel like spelling it with the ph
Copy and Pasta says:
spelling what with the ph?
Cron 4 u says:
u no weed
Copy and Pasta says:
chronic?
Leanne says:
haha now this is interesting
Cron 4 u says:
phronic
Copy and Pasta says:
I don't think that is how it's spelled
Cron 4 u says:
its with a ph
Cron 4 u says:
i do
Leanne says:
haha
Leanne says:
u go cron
Leanne says:
tell him
Copy and Pasta says:
well you're more knowledgeable on this subject than I
Leanne says:
lol
Copy and Pasta says:
is your name Cron?
Leanne says:
no what is ur name
Copy and Pasta says:
why would you call him Cron if that's not his name?
Cron 4 u says:
my real name is devon
Leanne says:
oh ya
Copy and Pasta says:
do you know Joe Strummer?
Cron 4 u says:
no
Copy and Pasta says:
i see
Cron 4 u says:
y?
Copy and Pasta says:
because I do
Leanne says:
who is he
Leanne says:
copy whats ur name
Cron 4 u says:
oh i c
Copy and Pasta says:
it's in my address
Leanne says:
steve
Cron 4 u says:
steve
Leanne says:
i hate that name
Cron 4 u says:
u two dont no each other?
Leanne says:
no
Leanne says:
he hates me
Copy and Pasta says:
and she hates me
Leanne says:
thats why u came in
Copy and Pasta says:
that is why we are talking
Cron 4 u says:
y are u to talking??
Leanne says:
no u hate me
Leanne says:
its fun
Copy and Pasta says:
I hate the blacks and the Jews
Cron 4 u says:
no need 4 that
Leanne says:
in not black or a jew
Copy and Pasta says:
I am both
Leanne says:
ok
Cron 4 u says:
i c
Leanne says:
and u hate them
Copy and Pasta says:
no, I was lying
Leanne says:
that dont make since
Leanne says:
o...........k
Leanne says:
devon his a little weird isnt he
Leanne says:
helllllo
Cron 4 u says:
oh ya
Copy and Pasta says:
does Devon know the difference between his and "he's"?
Leanne says:
told ya
Leanne says:
ya i do too
Copy and Pasta says:
no, you don't
Copy and Pasta says:
Leanne says:
devon his a little weird isnt he
Leanne says:
shut up
Cron 4 u says:
off the deep end
Leanne says:
shut up
Leanne says:
shut up
Leanne says:
shut up
Leanne says:
shut up
Copy and Pasta says:
Devon, you sure know how to pick ‘em
Cron 4 u says:
ok
Leanne says:
o...k
Leanne says:
steve is weird
Cron 4 u says:
ya
Copy and Pasta says:
I like how you consider it an insult that I am not a conforming sheep
Cron 4 u says:
what the fuck u talking about
Leanne says:
his weird
Copy and Pasta says:
his weird is blue
Copy and Pasta says:
mine is yellow
Leanne says:
wtf
Cron 4 u says:
ya
Leanne says:
wtf
Leanne says:
wtf
Copy and Pasta says:
look at your own writing, you dolt
Leanne says:
wtf
Copy and Pasta says:
way to be coherent, 95
Cron 4 u says:
u need to get laid
Leanne says:
who
Copy and Pasta says:
you
Cron 4 u says:
Copy and Pasta
Leanne says:
oh good
Leanne says:
lol
Copy and Pasta says:
I already have sex with hot chicks
Leanne says:
in ur dreams
Copy and Pasta says:
in my dreams I am Superman
Cron 4 u says:
but Leanne if u want to get laid i can help u out
Leanne says:
and with hot chicks
Copy and Pasta says:
perv
Leanne says:
ok
Leanne says:
lol
Cron 4 u says:
;)
Leanne says:
lol
Copy and Pasta says:
that is the most pathetic "smooth talking" I have ever been subject to
Leanne says:
u cant do better
Copy and Pasta says:
why would you hit on a girl 1) over the Internet and 2) when another guy is there with you?
Leanne says:
lol
Cron 4 u says:
y the fuck r u even here???
Copy and Pasta says:
I was here first
Leanne says:
just stay
Copy and Pasta says:
deal
Leanne says:
its fun
Cron 4 u says:
not really
Copy and Pasta says:
I agree
Cron 4 u has left the conversation.
Leanne says:
please stay
Leanne says:
agh
Copy and Pasta says:
if you want I could add some of MY annoying friends
Leanne says:
i hate u
Leanne says:
ok
Our unwillingness to see another persons point of view may very well lead to misunderstandings has been added to the conversation.
Copy and Pasta says:
hello, you are in a conversation with two people
Leanne says:
am i
Copy and Pasta says:
obviously
Our unwillingness to see another persons point of view may very well lead to misunderstandings says:
ok
Leanne says:
who are u
Leanne says:
hello
Leanne says:
do steve actually have friends
Copy and Pasta says:
I made friends with the proper use of plurals and tenses
Copy and Pasta says:
as well as hot chicks
Leanne says:
sure u did
Leanne says:
tell him /her to talk
Copy and Pasta says:
she is not interested, I do not blame her
Leanne has left the conversation.