BEST CHARACTERS EVER!
Last update: November 2, 2003.
This is a simple page dedicated to some of my favorite movie & t.v. characters.
"My teen 
   angst
bullshit has 
   a body count!"
"..And it's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen because I always knew it was going to be like that."
ANGELA CHASE DONNIE DARKO
From: "My so-called Life"

Personal Quotes: "So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. Because she wasn't just talking about my hair, she was talking about my life.
From: "Donnie Darko"

Personal Quotes: "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."
"Lately I haven't been able to look at my mother without wanting to stab her, repeatedly."
IGBY SLOCUMB
LAUREN HYNDE
From: "The Rules Of Attraction"

Personal Quotes: "Nobody knows anyone. You will never ever know me."
From: "Igby Goes Down"

Personal Quotes: "I'm drowning in assholes."
"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you weren't home. therefore you are GAY. Signed Tiffany and Amber."
"Oh man, I feel like i'm in the middle of a really BAD after school special."
HEATHER MOONEY JASON "J.D." DEAN
From: "Romy & Michele's High School Reunion"

Personal Quotes: "I did not have a THING! I did not have a THING! I was VERY much in love with him! VERY much in love and there's a difference! There's a difference!"
From: "Heathers"

Personal Quotes: "I've been moved around all my life. Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas, Sherwood Ohio, and everyplace has a Snappy snack shack. Any town anytime, just pop a ham-N'-cheese in the microwave, and feast on a turbo dog. Keeps me sane."
"Out by Sixteen or dead in a scene but together forever."
"Why don't you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or yourself! You braindead redneck asshole!"
SAM MONROE
DARLENE CONNER
From: "Life as a House"

Personal Quotes: "I like how it feels to not feel."
From: "Roseanne"

Personal Quotes: "Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back."
"You snore at night. Can I take you out?"
LANE MYER
VERONICA SAWYER
From: "Heathers"

Personal Quotes: "Its like, they're people I work with and our job is being popular and shit."
From: "Better Off Dead"

Personal Quotes: "Back to suicide again..."
"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up Ricky."
"Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate."
LUCAS ALLISON REYNOLDS
"How exactly does one suck-a-fuck?"
From: "The Breakfast Club"

Personal Quotes: "I'm not a Nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar."
From: "Lucas"

Personal Quotes: "You can't ever make me quit, EVER!"
"I thought that LOOSE was too NOOSE."
DUCKIE DALE
ENID COLESLAW
From: "Pretty In Pink"

Personal Quotes: "I want to let you know, despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a "duck-man"
From: "Ghost World"

Personal Quotes: "I can't relate to 99% of humanity either but I dont think its completly hopeless."
"He. He. Hello!"
"Do I affend?"
"Either you're an athlete, or you're not an athlete."
PONYBOY CURTIS
MARY
From: "Ousiders"

Personal Quotes: "The police talkin' bout putting me and Soda in a boys home. No way! They ain't putting me in no boys' home!"
From: "Party Girl"

Personal Quotes: "I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Perferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."
"You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
GEORGIA "GEORGE" LASS
BILL S. PRESTON, ESQ.
From: "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" & "Bogus Journey"

Personal Quotes: "Socrates; "The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing".
From: "Dead Like Me"

Personal Quotes: "it looks like my inner child's road to adulthood was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar blowjobs, and maybe even a trick baby or two."
"Nothing gold can stay."
"You dick! You're sendin' me to hell?"
GINGER FITZGERALD
TED THEODORE LOGAN
From: "Ginger Snaps"

Personal Quotes: "Wrists are for girls. I'm totally going to slit my throat."
From: "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" & "Bogus Journey"

Peronal Quotes: "Party on, dudes."
"You're killing us. YOU'RE KILLING US!"
"I'll go where ever Jessica Kailo is going,"
KRISTEN PARKER
MARLON BROWNE
From: "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"

Personal Quotes: "The man of my dreams, he's real, isn't he."
From: "How I Got Into College"

Personal Quotes: "I did it, I got into Ramsey."