Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the JAG series - season six!!! Some are funny, and some are just plain shippery!!! These were borrowed from the Rose Garden site. Some were tediously obtained from taped shows.
JAG Quotes
Salvation
Admiral: It's like a paradox. If you're there with the briefcase, you won't be needed. If you aren't there, he'll need it. So be there, so he won't.
Bud: Yes, sir!
Admiral: And don't lose it!
Bud: The paradox?!
Admiral: The briefcase.
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Lifeline
When Harm enters
Gunny's Date : Speaking of gorgeous....
Singer: You think so. Doesn't do much for me.
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Mic and Renee see that Harm has gone outside when Mac left to retrieve her purse.
Mic: Can I get you a drink?
Renee: Oh, yeah.
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Baby Deal
Mac: I think that contract is null and void.
Harm: Why, it still has three years to run.
Mac: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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When Brumby first joined JAG and prosecuted Mac (People vs. Mac??) Brumby stated that Bud, AJ, and Harm were Mac's friends but they were also a little in love with her.
Harm: He was right.
Mac: About me being guilty?!
Harm: No. About some people being in love with you.
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Mac: I want you to be happy for me.
Harm: I am happy for you.
Mac: Really, I hat to see it when you disapprove.
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Mac: What do you want?
Harm: I want a lot of things.
Mac: What do you want most?
Harm: What I want most Mac, is .... is to never lose you.
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After the MONUMENTAL KISS
Mac: We're getting too good at saying goodbye.
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Mutiny
Harm: I overstepped the boundaries of a well-wisher.
Mac: I overstepped the boundaries of the bride.
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Adrift I
Harm: If you need me there to make it work, then
maybe you should reconsider who you're marrying.
Mac: (gets into the elevator and hits the button)
Harm: Aren't you going to wish me luck?
Mac: (closes the elevator door)
JAG TV
Danny: Are you going to tell my mom?
Admiral: No
Danny: Thanks
Admiral: You are.
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A Separate Peace I & II
Admiral Boone: I underestimated her. On a cold night, she'd cut your throat without thinking about it.
Harm: Wrong, sir. She'd think about it and then cut your throat.
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Touch and Go
Kate: The last thing you need is a third female to complicate your life.
Harm: Where'd you get three?
Kate: Renee, me, and Mac.
Harm: I'm not involved with Mac.
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Baby, It's Cold Outside
Mac: Why are you being so nice to me?
Harm: I'm always nice to you.
(strange looks are exchanged)
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Retreat, Hell
Harm: Brumby and Brumby. 1-800-SUE-Navy
Mac: What?! It does not say that?!
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Liberty
Sgt: There's one left, ma'am. He's male.
Mac: No, thank you. I already have enough cute males in my life.
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