JAG Quotes
Adrift II
Bud: Bud, sir.
Harm: I know that, you think I don't remember you.
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Harm: Come to me...
Mac: I need a better reason...
Harm: You know the reason.
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New Gun in Town
Admiral: Take the gunny with you.
Mac: I can take care of myself, sir.
Admiral: It's the marines on the Guadalacanal that I'm worried about.
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Measure of Men
Mac: What are you willing to give up to have me? Mic gave up his country and the Navy.
Are you wiling to give up Renee for me?
Harm (after Mac had left): Yeah, I would give her up.
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Harm: We haven't finished talking yet.
Mac: What makes you think we ever will.
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Mixed Messages
Harm: Webb, what are you doing here?
Webb: I was visiting a friend.
Harm: I didn't know you had a friend in the building.
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Redemption
Mac: Harm, you didn't drive 75 miles for this.
Harm: No, I came for the bad coffee and to see you in your pajamas.
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Ambush
Harm: As a marine, I thought you would appreciate some time at Quantico.
Mac: As an aviator, I thought you would appreciate some fresh air.
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JAG-a-thon
Admiral: She seems to be upset.
Harm: I seem to be pushing her buttons.
Admiral: Can you stop doing that?
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Harm: I'll give you 6 minutes and you still can't beat me.
Mac: Fine. I'll take it.
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Harm: Bud, say hello to your encouragement.
Bud: Hello encouragement.
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Dog Robber I & II
Mac: In the course of a single trial, Johnny Cochran insulted my hairstyle, Mary Hart talked about my body of evidence and opposing council said I would make a better lap dancer.
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Adm. Boone: Were you always this obnoxious?
Harm: Yes sir, you just never noticed.
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Sturgis: What were you going to do? Shoot up the courtroom?
Harm: Worked once.
Sturgis: Not this time...
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Answered Prayers
Admiral: Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, et. al. versus the United States Navy?! Tiner, is this a joke?
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Harm: I can see the headlines now, Admiral. Navy grounds Santa.
Admiral: That'll be all Commander.
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Chloe: Can a best friend become your boyfriend?
Mac: Sometimes....if you're lucky.
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Upon seeing that his corvette was not in the garage...
Harm: Oh no! Not again!
Coates: This has happened before ?!
Harm: Yeah, 29 months and 7 days ago.
Coates: Next time buy a Suburu.
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Under the mistletoe...
Mac: Uh oh. Awkward moment # 310.
Harm and Mac given faint chuckles..
<Kiss>
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Capital Crime
Sturgis: Harm, I need your help buddy.
Harm: Name it.
Sturgis: How do you deal with her?
Harm: Use a firm hand.
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Sturgis: Why don't you just get over it and move on.
Mac: It wouldn't work.
Sturgis: Why?
Mac: Cause I'm in love with him
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Code of Conduct
Sergei: Now what are we having?
Harm: Oatmeal, a Rabb specialty.
Sergei: Now that's prison food.
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Odd Man Out
Admiral: Are you going to turn this into an
Army- Navy game?
Harm: No sir.
Mac: We don't do that anymore sir.
Give each other funny looks.
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Harm: Polygamy, have you ever had more
than one wife?
Sergei: I would just like a girlfriend.
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Exculpatory Evidence
Harm: She was all wrong for him. I know
what the Admiral needs.
Mac: Right. You've done so well for yourself.
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In Country
Harm: Look, maybe the mines we hit
were the only ones here.
Mac: Now what are the odds of that?
Harm: Kind of long.....
Mac: No, not kind of long. Very long, incredibly
long, astronomically long, your odds of winning the
lottery are greater.....
Harm: Mac, I got the point.....
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After the mine had gone off and the assurances
that they were both okay were confirmed.....
Harm: The Navy doesn't teach us tricks like that.
Mac: Neither does the Marine Corps...I saw it
in a movie.
Harm: You saw it in a movie??!!
Mac: Yup....
Harm: They don't use real booby traps in movies.
They make things up....
Mac waves it off.....
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Nightfall
Harm: You know if you want I could call down to
front desk to ask them to send up a room divider.
Mac: I thought you'd want your own space.
Harm: How much more space do I need Mac.
Mac: Alright, fine....
Harm: You know Mac the temperature is going to
continue to drop so if we don't share body heat, we're
risking hypothermia.
Mac: You make it sound so inviting.
Harm: You want an invitation?
Mac: Yes....
Harm: Why don't you come over here.....
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Enemy Below
Mac: Have you ever though about how you'd want to go?
Harm: No...let's get out of here....
Mac: I want to die like Butch Cassidy and
the Sundance Kid.
Harm: Well, which one am I going to be then?
Mac: Butch of course.
Harm: Well that's true, he was the brains
of the operation.
Mac: Sundance was the shooter that everyone
was afraid of.
Continue jabbering back and forth about this and about cremation.Mac surrenders.....
