JAG Quotes
Need To Know
Webb: We don't have to whisper.
We don't bug ourselves.
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Ready or Not
Harm: I guess congratulations are in order, your judgeship.
Mac: Thanks, I think.
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Mac: Objection overruled.
Harm: You've got to be kidding. (Mac gives him a look.)
Harm: ....Your Honor.....
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Admiral: Talk about people that are candidates
for couples therapy. (in regards to Harm and Mac)
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When the Bough Breaks
Harm: Am I that transparent?
Traci: Like cellophane, sir....
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The Killer
Little AJ: Mommy, is that the wicked witch?
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All Ye Faithful
Admiral Boone: How many people are you going to piss off today?
Harm: Everyone but you.....
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Complications
Admiral: Self-inflicted wound by laser. Whatever happened to shooting your toe off?
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Harm: You're beginning to remind me of me. (refering to Mac)
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Standards of Conduct
Harm: I've got a fool for a client.
Sturgis: You're representing yourself?!
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Mac: For little AJ's 5th birthday...
Harm: Isn't that in another 4 months????? (confusion and facial expressions galore)
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Mac: Harm, it was not a Freudian slip, it was just a mistake.
Harm: You sure....
Mac: You want to go back on your promise?
Harm: No
Mac: Then why worry, it's over a year away.
Harm: When Singer got pregnant, and then Harriet....
Mac: You assumed I wanted to join the club?.........You're funny! (cutely said)
(How heavenly**sigh**)
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Friendly Fire
Coates: I think in some situations it's impossible to keep your personal feelings out of it.
Harm: I have no personal feelings for Commander Ridley.
Coates: I wasn't talking about Commander Ridley.
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Heart and Soul
Admiral: There's something else I have to tell you, it's not
just the 2 of us anymore. I'm involved with another female.
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Fortunate Son
Lindsey grabs Mac's elbow....
Lindsey: I'm sorry......
Mac: You touch me like that again and you will be!
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Second Acts
Harm: Revenge is a dish best served cold. (Leaves Mac's Office)
Mac: Somehow, I don't feel better.....
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