Productions

This page shows you how to make a Stoned!! inc. Coke hat, which you can eat and drink from when finished with.  Easy to make and very durable, this hat it great for use at parties.  Created when our researchers were drunk and tested in the field, this hat is proven to be the best party hat ever made.

You will need: A paper coke cup A liquorice lace string thing A pair of scissors

Step 1 Make two holes, one on either side of the hat.  These holes must be at the top of the cup, near the opening that you drink from.  If you don't know where this is you need to go to a mental hospital.

Step 2 Thread the ends of the liquorice through the two holes, starting from the inside and going to the outside.

Step 3 Tie the two ends of the liquorice together. Then place cup on head and pull liquorice down under your chin to act as a strap. Once you have finished with your hat you can drink from it and eat the strap, or you can turn it upside-down and use it as a handbag.