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Mr Beanusan's Hand Modelling Our Crusty Finger Nail
This is where we show you how to make a Stoned!! inc. Crispy Finger Nail, which you can wear as a weapon of mass annoyance.
These are very easy to make and are excellent for 'hit and run' attacks.  Field tested and proven to work, these are guaranteed to be of use in urban combat situations.
Finger step 1
You will need:
Some cling film
Some sello tape
A hand
Finger step 2
Step 1
Wrap some cling film round your finger in a tube.
Finger step 3
Step 2
Sellotape the end so it fits securely around your finger.
Finger step 4
Step 3
Twist the end over hanging your finger into a point.
Add more for a full hand and use to annoy others around you.
WARNING; WEARING A CRISPY FINGER NAIL FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME CAN MAKE YOUR FINGER HURT BIG TIME, AND YOU ANAL FART GLAND MAY EXPLODE CAUSING YOUR TEETH TO GET OXYGENISED AND YOU WILL HAVE TO WEAR BRACES.