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Respect your Herbs! Disrespecting your herbs is disgraceful and deems you unworthy of them. Examples of Herbal Disrespect: 1) Forgetting that Bong Water needs to be changed, is not an option. 2) Biting the end off of a joint, {whilst leaving slobber & a mass openning for weed to wander through into everyone's throats}, is a massively dumbassed move indeed. In addition to that, not everyone knows where your mouth has been. As a side note, "lipping" a joint or tokin' utencil is FOUL. So if you know you're full of slobber, take the initiative to wipe your mouth before hittin' a Joint or Blunt. Do the same for other Tokin' Utencils or atleast wipe the mouth piece off before passin' it. 3) Bogarting anything, especially when it's not yours, is harshly disrespectful and deserving of a swift Ass Kickin'. 4) Sharing is universal, so don't be a mooch or a greedy pothead. {Exceptions made when you're unwilling to share with mooches, greedy potheads, and assholes.} 5) Throwing Herb away, no matter how much in quantity it was. If you think it is garbage then what does that make you for tokin' and/or eating it? 6) Lacing your Herbs. How Dare You Taint the Herb's Purity with a substance born of people's stupidity. 7) Water Weight. Don't be a Dumbass!The only time you water your grass is when it's growing. Not after it's cultivated, dried, and you're wanting to harsh the herbs to make more money off of other Tokers who may not know better. 8) Over-extended & Unnecessary Preservation. It's always good to preserve a little Herb for a later Tokin' Session. However, don't keep it so long that it becomes petrified and/or turns to dust. 9) Unclean Utencils. You must clean your tokin' utencils regularly. No one wants to taste gnarly, old resin... unless they are gnarly as well. 10) Know your Herbs! Learn the truth about your Herbs. Its History as well as its Medicinal, Industrial, Spiritual, Ceremonial, Cultural, and otherwise uses. Learn the Reality of its effects. NOT the Government Funded/Manifested False Claims of mass negative proportions. 11) Pinching/Stealing. Never Pinch or Steal from another's Stash! No One Likes an Asshole, {aside from assholes}, so don't be one. In retrospect, however, there may be one exception. If someone TRUTHFULLY owes you, and they are refusing to hand over your well deserved Herbs, matters tend to change. For in this case it is not stealing, it is reclaiming your Herbs. However, you may only take what is owed to you, NO MORE THAN THAT. Otherwise you become just as much of an Asshole as they are. 12) Intentional Rotation Switch or Linger. Do not harbor the grass, puff it and pass. However, know that when people nag you to pass it...{when you're not bogarting, or boging, etc.}, then they are an Ass. You should be able to Relax and Toke, not rush and choke. As for the Linger, you could get more than "The Finger". 13) Don't Sell Shitty Sacks. Shitty sacks are only to be sold to those who sell them. Everyone else deserves fresh Herbs. Quality AND Quantity are BOTH a Given. Only GREEDY ASSWADS say you can't have both. A good dealer knows that anything less than both is a Disrespectful Rip-Off. 14) Don't Over-charge! Rippin' Off other Tokers is FUCKED UP! Even if you don't Toke but just sell, you're still responsible for your ASININE actions. *More On Selling* A) Do not include the baggy weight in the price. Weigh the Herb first or weigh the baggy, and then add the correct amount of Herb to the baggy weight. If you're going to charge for baggy grams, I'd rather bring my own baggy! B) Do not tell people you have Kind Bud {KB}, Skunk, Hydro, Fire, etc. unless you TRULY do. Lying about the Strain you're selling, to make extra money, is FUCKED UP and ASININE. Plus, eventually you'll get your Ass Kicked by a Stoner who Knows better and comes back to "Thank You" for your "So-Called Ass Kickin' Herbs"}. C) If you know your grass is SHWAGGY then be HONEST about it. Others needn't suffer needlessly just because YOU over-payed for SHWAG. 15) Herb is a Mellow Plant. Now, this by no means suggests that you shouldn't express your energy. It is a fact that is meant to bring us to a realization. Being that in being Bitchy or an Asshole when Tokin' or after a Tokin' Session a Disgrace to not only your Herbs, but to those around you as well. If someone gives you cause for such behavior, then that of course changes the matter. However, make sure that you direct it towards the one{s} who provoked such a reaction. Those that were not involved did nothing to disturb your Peace. 16) Know Yourself & Your Limits. This is very IMPORTANT. Marijuana has been blamed for the Stupidity and Asninity of way too many People. Marijuana doesn't make you Stupid, but if you already were Stupid you should beware. A) Make sure you only Toke in places where you're Stupidity will not have a Negative effect on anyone or anything. B) Do not do anything that you Know or even Think you may be incapable of doing without a problem. C) If you are not Stupid, but you know you're prone to doing Stupid things when you Toke, then refrain from going to places where {as said before} you may have/cause a problem. D) If there is a certain amount you can toke before you get Stupid, then learn not to exceed that ammount. Everyone's Tolerance is different in accordance to their body and mind. IMPORTANT : If you are NOT Alert when you're buzzed,high,stoned,ripped,baked,etc. then do not Drive or Operate any Vehichles or Machinery. That's just plain STUPID, and is not the MARIJUANA's fault, it's YOURS. NOTE: This also includes harming yourself and/or others. Marijuana doesn't make you do those things, YOU do. It's HIGH TIME everyone had the Tits {for chicks} and Balls {for dudes} enough to ADMIT when THEY have fucked up in whatever way it was. STOP BLAMING MARIJUANA FOR YOUR ACTIONS. © Stoner MeL 2006-07 |
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