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| Welcome to my Prayer Asylum. Those of you who are seeking God, Jesus, or Satan are indefinitely in the wrong Church, so you may want to venture elsewhere. Here we pray to none other than the Goddess Maryjane. As she is Beautiful and Peaceful in Nature. She has provided us with a Magical Healing and Nourishing Herb that protects the Earth and it’s inhabitants in many ways. Why kill the Trees for paper and building supplies when we can merely Harvest hemp for such purposes. Hemp being stronger, safer, and more efficient in production than production from Trees. Killing Trees for such uses only worsens global warming, lessens our air supply, and leaves animals without homes thus causing them to wreak havoc upon human inhabited areas of the world. Animals are not overpopulated, they are just out of a place to live because humans have killed off the environment. Use of Hemp instead of Trees will provide for a healthier, safer, more natural and happier tomorrow. Not only will Maryjane thank us, but so will the Earth and it’s Nature, Our families , and the health of our bodies. Our safety and existance depends on our choices. Make the right choice, and choose to live for a cleaner, greener world. You can help in the saving of our Planet, be noticed and get informed. Many organizations are there at your disposal to help you help yourself and our home. One of the leading organizations is NORML, which can be visited online at NORML.org .Be peaceful in your pursuit of a beautiful life. Stoner MeL -- July 24th, 2003 |
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| The Goddess Maryjane Maryjane is the Stoner Goddess of all that is Marijuana. So, when you get a chance, give Maryjane a dance. If you are true to Marijuana than she shalt shine upon you with good Stoner Blessings. However, not all Tokers are true to Marijuana. Tis sad but true. Stoners Stoners have an immense amount of respect for Marijuana. Even if they’ve quit Tokin’, a True Stoner, still has a High respect for the beautiful Herb. An Herb that is a divine part of Nature; has been used as a Medical Anesthetic for Centuries; Has been both a Spiritual and Ceremonial Herb for Millenniums; and is enjoyed by Tokers all over the world. What is there not to respect? Stoners also share their Marijuana, until they’ve come across a Toker known as a Moocher..{See Moochers below}. Stoners do not think or feel that Marijuana is the most important thing in life. Their lovers, family, friends, food, shelter, as well as countless other things take precedence over Marijuana. Which is as it should be. Stoners do not nag you with annoying sayings like..: “Puff Puff pass; Quit parking on the grass; Quit campin’ and pass it; just shut up and smoke the weed; etc.”. This is because Stoners are relaxed Tokers and don’t feel the need to act like hyper little bitches over Marijuana. For that would be disrespectful to the Peaceful Herb. Tokin’ Hippies These individuals have indefinite High respects for the Groovin’ Herb known as Cannabis Sativa. They are quite possibly the most Mellow of Tokers, aside from Stoners, due to an immensely Peaceful Nature and a calm and patient demeanor. Don’t get me wrong, there are those of the Hippie culture that may get pissed off by those seeking to aggravate, irritate, annoy, agitate, harm, disgrace, or otherwise upset them in any way. However, that is to be expected as it is a natural reaction to asinine behavior and/or acts. Hippies are more likely to grow their own Happy Grass than they are to buy it. Unless they do not have the necessary means at the time to do so,{In which case-Major Bummer Man}. A Hippie is less likely to stand for being ripped off when buying Grass, or anything else for that matter. Most when seeing the Schwaggy sack of shit, that many of your more arrogant and asinine dealers sell, will merely not accept it and choose instead to keep their money. Why waste it on shitty schwag when you can buy something more useful to you? Hippies are happy to share their Bitchen Buds with other laid back Tokers. Some will only share with others who share while excluding Moochers of all sorts. While others are willing to share with all Tokers even if they never share theirs in return. -- { This bit on sharing can also apply to other Tokers as everyone is individual and we all naturally have different attitudes and opinions.} -- Hippies are just all around friendly company even when they’re freaking out and being crazy. So do yourself a favor and Mellow Out with all the Hippies that cross your Pot Smokin’ path, hehe. Let it also be noted that not all Hippies smoke weed, but they do Kick Ass all the same. Casual Tokers Casual Tokers only smoke every so often. They don’t usually buy much Grass, but they are often times good Dealers. For the simple fact that because they don’t Toke much they are less likely to be greedy with their Stash. Their personal stash is smaller in quantity than most other Tokers on account of their occasional want and use of Marijuana. Casual Tokers are most often relaxed smokers. They don’t like to rush, instead they’d prefer to take their time. Casual Tokers, like Stoners and Hippies, have respect for Marijuana. as they too recognize it’s many natural uses that not only help the Earth but it’s inhabitants as well. Potheads Potheads confuse respect with Greed. They only love Marijuana for the High. They don’t care about what kind of Strain it is, what it looks like as a plant, or the good it causes for Nature. They only want to use it for it’s Buds, so they can get High. Potheads will do anything to get their weed. Such as, : Spend all or nearly all of their money on it; Just plain refuse to share their Marijuana with anyone but themselves; Lie; Steal; Harm others; and some even go as far as to kill others for Marijuana or over matters that concern Marijuana and/or money. Such insolence is a disgrace to not only those who fully respect and enjoy Marijuana, for whatever their reasons, but to those who don’t as well. With all the good that this Ancient Seed Bearing Plant can bring, has done, and has yet to be used to do in our lives ... How can anyone say they truly respect themselves, others, their Marijuana, or anything else for that matter if they are willing to live a life of hateful greed for mere lust of marijuana? It is an asinine, ungrateful, pointless and over all pathetic existence to choose for yourself. Bitch Ass Tokers Bitch Ass Tokers are the lowest of the low as far as Tokin’ goes. Most of them don’t even toke, but when confronted with pot and asked to take a hit they will anyway. They think that it’s in one way, shape, or form cool to smoke weed. With reasons ranging from : “They say it’s bad and I shouldn’t so I’m going to just to spite them; Everyone else is doing it; All the cool people do it; I want to escape my problems so i get stoned; If i say no they’ll think I’m stupid or a pansy ass; etc.” Bitch Ass Tokers are also one of the main groups of people to claim Marijuana is a “Gateway drug”. The whole “Gateway Drug” excuse is an obvious bunch of Bullshit. There are many tokers who have done nothing except for smoke Marijuana. As there are also many drug users who have never smoked Marijuana, or have started on other drugs before ever Tokin’ Herb. Thus providing proof that marijuana is in fact not a “Gateway Drug”. Even further to the point it proves that those who claim it as such are merely using it as an excuse. They need something to blame other than themselves. This idiocy in turn creates a belief in others, {of whom don’t know any better}, that Marijuana is the soul source of drug addiction. This belief is entirely untrue yet Marijuana gets the blame and the “unsafe” image. Marijuana is in fact not addicting and those who claim it as such are those who hold marijuana above other aspects in life and those who have never even smoked it. You choose wether or not to smoke it, grow it, spend money on it, etc. You choose how you go about accessing and enjoying it. If you let anything other than you control your life that much it is also your choice. Marijuana is not a substance to be used for control, over yourself or others. It is a Peaceful Herb with Healing capabilities, Industrial uses, and Relaxing qualities. Respect it or reject it, but never blame it for your own stupidity. Bitch Ass Tokers also like to Pretend that they’re High when in fact they’re not. They most commonly don’t Toke; “Never” have any Grass of their own ... yet they brag about how stoned they’ve been; and when they do Toke they get High right away. They always talk about “Getting Cheeched”, and everyone knows Cheech got Baked easily, hehe. However, Chong had to smoke more before he was Baked, and was a more relaxed, more experienced Toker than Cheech. Thus why most Stoners and Hippies will talk about Chongin’ and rollin’ up Chongers. To this day Chong has been faithful to his Stoned Ass Hippie Nature, While Cheech dresses in suits as a Police Detective on television. If you cannot see the significance in the analogy, I suggest you either watch some of their movies, read up on their personal opinions, or quit your Bitchin’ for you lack the desire to learn or understand it. Thus giving you no room to complain, hehe. In conclusion, Bitch Ass Tokers are just plain Jokers. Moochers Moochers are absolutely repulsive. They have no respect not only for marijuana, but other Tokers. They always want you to smoke all of your Grass with them, yet they never return the favor. They will sit around you, and wait for hours upon hours until they have out waited you and you pack another bowl, roll another joint, etc. They will stay like an Infectious Plague until they have quite literally Leeched all of your THC. Mind you the whole time they are doing this they are most often carrying their own stash on their person somewhere. They just lie and say they don’t have anything. Never bothering to pull out their own stash and match you. They smoke all yours, and then leave to go smoke theirs on top of that. Leaving you with ash and resin. If that isn’t disrespectful than I’m the Freakin’ Pope. Moochers deserve a swift kick in the ass, and are never included within my Tokin’ Circle. They are the absolute Greediest of all Tokers. They not only mooch your Grass, they also mooch your munchies, your drinkage, your money, and anything else they can think of that they want of yours. Yet they never, as mentioned before, return the favor. How disgusting and disgraceful can one be? as tediously annoying as mooching is, one may often begin to wonder why anyone would want to be a Moocher. We may never know, but it is popular belief that it’s because Moochers are naturally Assholes, hehehe. Marijuana is a Beautiful part of life so live Beautifully. Stoner MeL --Thursday, July 24th, 2003 |
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| Stoner MeL.. Church is now in session. Please take your seats and a few tokes.and follow me in Prayer. "Praise to thee Goddess Maryjane, *Inhales*.. Forever I shall get Stoned in your name.. "ere..".. |
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