"The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light." - Led Zeppelin


"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"You know that it would be untrue-You know that I would be a liar-If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher-Come on baby, light my fire-Come on baby, light my fire-Try to set the night on fire" - The Doors


"What do you get for pretending the danger's not real-Meek and obedient you follow the leader-Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel-What a  surprise!-A look of terminal shock in your eyes-Now things are really what they seem-No, this is no bad dream." - Pink Floyd

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

"Oh the war is common cry, Pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know." - Led Zeppelin


"How typical of humans... Your eyes are clouded so you cannot see...... Even though the truth is always within you..." - Vampire Princess Miyu

"Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-And all the children are insane-All the children are insane-Waiting for the summer rain" - The Doors

"When you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back."


{"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been
over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the
most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even
if you're not mad..."} - Pink Floyd


"I tried to contain myself, .. but I escaped."


"No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold." - Led Zeppelin

"Never question authority. It doesn't know either."

"The human race was dying out.-No one left to scream and shout.-People walking on the moon.-Smog will get you pretty soon.-Everyone was hangin'  out.-Hangin' up and hangin' down.-Hangin' in and holdin' fast.-Hope our little world will last." - The Doors

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown... but,.. it only takes  four muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head..."

"Long you live and high you fly-And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry-And all you touch and all you see-Is all your life will ever be" - Pink Floyd

"I'm the one who's going to die when it's time for me to die..,..So let me live my life the way I want to" - Jimi hendrix

"Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.
At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes." - Led Zeppelin


"You keep on kncockin' but you can't come in" - Cheech Marin

"When you're strange-Faces come out of the rain" - The Doors

"Beaners,... Beaners,... Beaners,.. Beaners, like to eat beans...Beaners,... Beaners,... Beaners,... Beaners,.. Gonna... Beaners, .. Gonna.. Kick you in the face!.."  - Tommy Chong

"The lunatic is on the grass-The lunatic is on the grass-Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs-Got to keep the loonies on the path" - Pink floyd


"Where in the Bloody Holy Hell doeth thou think thou's going?" - Stoner MeL

"In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking." - Led Zeppelin


"Forget all you know....Or think you know, All that you require is your intuition."

"Strange days have found us-And through their strange hours-We linger alone-Bodies confused-Memories misused-As we run from the day-To a strange night  of stone" - The Doors


"I am the lobster, koo koo kachoo!" - Cheech Marin

"But it was only fantasy.-The wall was too high, as you can see.-No matter how he tried he could not break free.-And the worms ate into his brain." - Pink Floyd

"Mary had a little bud, It was tight and green, And everywhere that Mary went... she had to clean her screen."

"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on." - Led Zeppelin


"A friend with weed is a friend indeed..A friend with no weed is a friend in need"

"There's a killer on the road-His brain is squirmin' like a toad" - The Doors

"Hey,... you fish-lipped it man..." - Cheech Marin

"That geezer was cruising for a bruising!" - PinkFloyd

"Feck off you Arsehole"

"And as we wind on down the road- Our shadows taller than our soul. -There walks a lady we all know -Who shines white light and wants to show -How  everything still turns to gold. -And if you listen very hard- The tune will come to you at last. -When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll." - Led Zeppelin


"Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself."


"There is no dark side of the moon really.
Matter of fact it's all dark." - Pink Floyd


"I just want a little fuckin' peace, man.." - Janis Joplin

"Everybody must get Stoned" - Bob Dylan

"Just because they didn't see it, it doesn't mean it wasn't there." - Stoner MeL

"Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being" - Poe

"Fear leads to anger..Anger leads to stress..Stress leads to doobies..And doobies lead to twinkies.." - Stoned Yoda's Philosophy

"Meet you out there where the path runs straight and high.." - Led Zeppelin

"Nature is my divinity" - Stoner Mel

"Don't accept that what's happening
Is just a case of others' suffering
Or you'll find that you're joining in
The turning away" - Pink Floyd


"I'm fuckin' innocent! They won't break me!" - Guns N' Roses

"It's mostly Maui Wowi.. but it's got some Labrador in it.." - Tommy Chong

"You mean we're smokin' dog shit man?!?.." - Cheech Marin

"Reach out and take for me-Fruit off the Poison Tree-Give me your body and your soul" - Black Sabbath

"Do the noises in my head bother you?.."


"Did you, did you see the frightened ones?-Did you, did you hear the falling bombs?-Did you ever-wonder why we had to run for shelter,-When the promise of a  brave new world,-Unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?..Did you, did you see the frightened ones?-Did you, did you hear the falling bombs?-The flames are all  long gone,But the pain lingers on.-..-Goodbye, blue sky.-Goodbye, blue sky.-Goodbye.-Goodbye" - Pink Floyd

"Day after day, the skin on a dying man..." - DeZ...{randomly quoting Pink Floyd}...

"Normal people scare me.."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa..Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay"

"Crazy.-Over the rainbow, I am crazy.-Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.-For when I came in. . .-(Crazy. Over the rainbow, he is crazy.)" - Pink Floyd


"Do you want my blood, do you want my tears" - Pink Floyd

"You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.-I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things." - Pink Floyd

"There is no pain, you are receding.-A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.-You are only coming through in waves.-Your lips move but I can't hear what you're  sayin'." - Pink Floyd

"You better run all day,-And run all night.-And keep your dirty feelings deep inside.
And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight,-You better park the car well out of sight.
'Cause if they catch you in the back seat,-Trying to pick her locks,-They're gonna send you back to Mother,-In a cardboard box.-You better run!" - Pink Floyd


"Crazy.-Over the rainbow, I am crazy.-Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.-For when I came in. . .-(Crazy. Over the rainbow, he is crazy.)" - Pink Floyd


{Wish You Were Here} - "So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.-Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?-A smile from a  veil?-Do you think you can tell?.... - And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?-Hot ashes for trees?-Hot air for a cool breeze?-Cold comfort for  change?-And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?.... - How I wish, how I wish you were here.-We're just two lost souls  swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,-Running over the same old ground. What have you found?-The same old fears.-Wish you were here." - Pink Floyd

"You`re a Twat and you know it and your Fuzzy Tulips show it..{M.W.}.."

"Oh My Fuckin' Ganja!!!" ...{.DeZ.}...

"Live like you will never die, love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching."


"We need your help to end marijuana prohibition once and for all."--Willie Nelson--

"If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?"--Meg

"Normal people scare me"

"You have so many faces it's a wonder you can find your ass"--Melissa Wetterling July 30th, 2003

"Hatred is clearly one of the highest forms of stupidity"--DeZ Weber Feb. 2003
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