154 Green Eyed Girl

“a song for the cat thief, Leslie, on her request. She has

one green eye, and one brown eye, and asked, “why are all

the songs written about the brown eyed girls?” She said this

song had to be “raunchy and shocking, in the modern sense,”

so if you catch all the really hidden double meanings, this can

be seen as the sickest, raunchiest song ever written.

Very graphic, really. I hope you find the humor in it that we do.

Notes: The breakdown represents a completely different side, explaining

that I’m not lusting to make love, but rather, to make love come true.

You may not be so lonely, baby

But damn girl, you are so much fun

Let me come to your house, my darlin’

Don’t let out till the sun’s come

I want to get in your green eye, baby

I want to get in you now

So get in my car and love me twice, girl

Or I’m gonna pull around

Please sexy girl, won’t you be kind

To a doggy that thirsts for meat

Give him your green, kitty-eyed stare

Maybe then give him a treat

I want to be in your green eye, baby

I want to be in you now

So get in your house and let me drive, girl

Or I’m gonna pull around

Sometimes I feel so diluted

I can’t be part of your world

Sometimes I’m so dilated

Bent like an eyelash is curled

Sometimes I’m so disenchanted

I cannot bend my life straight

I admit this is a crisis

To be solved on the next date

Well you can be one thefty cat, baby

A steal and quite a little sneak

So tell me a story about yourself, darlin’

And lay me one on my cheek