I'm a... a poet?!? O__O How'd that happen?! Ah well. You have found a collection of the rarest sort of poem you'll find in the world. The ones by me. Most of them are limericks, but they're some sappy ones in there too, not to mention some crazy, crazy ones...
"The Eyes of Peacock feathers Stare at Me" is by far my favoritist of them all, even though it's probably the craziest of them all too :P and "The Purple beans of Kentucky" is my most beloved limerick.