A Genie Has Appeared to You…..

A genie has just popped out of a bottle. He demands that you marry one member of Culture Club. You can decide who the lucky guy will be. In order to help you determine which man to marry, make up a list of pros and cons about each one’s suitability as a husband. Send your list to Stormkeeper.

In the meantime, see what other people have written.

Mikey

Pros:

  • He’s quiet.
  • So he ran around a lot in the 80s, an experienced guy is a good thing!
  • A real man!
  • Seems like a really nice guy.

    Cons

  • He’s quiet.
  • Your racist relatives would have a fit.
  • Has lots of kids----do you really want 5 step children?

    Roy

    Pros

  • Only has 1 kid.
  • Probably would keep me laughing.
  • Seems steady and reliable.
  • Could teach the kids piano.

    Cons

  • Has last wife wore gobs of make up and had big hair---do you really want to look like an extra in a Motley Crue video?
  • He probably looks terrible in the morning.
  • I would feel bad making him change his hair.

    Jon

    Pros

  • He was so stung by George's book, that he'll take every chance to prove to you that he's faithful and he loves you.
  • He put up with George for six years; he’ll put up with anything.
  • He says he changes his kid’s diapers.
  • Admit it: he was really sexy in the 80’s.

    Cons

  • Would always wonder if he’s cheating on you.
  • That drum playing must make a ton of noise.
  • He might want to do things in bed that you’d rather not.

    George

    Pros

  • He’s prettier than you.
  • He’s witty.
  • He’s a vegetarian.
  • He has a social conscience.
  • He could probably get you into concerts free. (But wait, couldn't all the guys??)
  • Would provide great make up tips.
  • You didn’t want kids anyway.
  • You just know he'd be lots of fun on vacations.
  • Would be like a 24/7 pajama party.

    Cons

  • He’s prettier than you.
  • Even he admits it: he’s a bitch.
  • Probably couldn’t function with a woman if his life depended on it.
  • It would be kinda like being married to your little sister.
  • You know he’d drive you crazy after two days.

    Pro for all of them: he's really rich, he’s probably better than anything you’ll ever get on your own.

    Note:This is all meant in good fun and not meant to attack anyone. Culture Club is my favourite band. Really.

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