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| THE SURFING LESSON The previously published short story, the existing screenplay, and the yet to be published novel each tell a compelling tale of Wealth, Love, Divorce, Untimely Death, and Enlightenment. Set against the sun washed shores of Southern California, the blue blood waters of Newport, Rhode Island, the NYC towers of power and law, and the enchanted and otherworldly islands of Bali and Java, Indonesia, it is the account of two tragic figures that find a brief yet miraculous moment of perfect love, shaking the foundations of the separate worlds they inhabit in the process. |
| FOXY ROXY’S RICHES
This epic screwball romantic comedy covers all the bases in its hilarious take on dreams of quick fortunes, fat people longing for love, misplaced mafia treasure, and the nuances of kitschy furniture. A major ensemble star vehicle with lots of room to move, FOXY ROXY’S RICHES is a modernized fusion of the landmark 1960’s Hollywood comedic epic It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and two great 1980’s classics, the bittersweet Thelma & Louise, and the zany British heist film A Fish Called Wanda. The Las Vegas queen of Affordable Furniture, Roxanne Singleton is a beautiful and very overweight gal who dispite perpetual dieting can’t land a man to save herself. When she serendipitously and unknowingly inherits a allegedly dead mobster’s fortune in cash and diamonds everyone in the criminal world knows it, everyone, that is, except Roxy. The chase to find the treasure is on, and Roxy can’t figure out why every sharpie on earth suddenly wants to date her, but has no complaints until things begin to really get out of hand. Unbeknownst to Roxy, she is leaving a wake of dead suitors, angry Russians, uppity Navajos, bumbling FBI agents, Elvis impersonators, and a very angry Purple Gang trailing behind her. It all comes to a dramatic head, and the lesson about looking for happiness in your own back yard hits home like a speeding red 1959 Cadillac convertible slamming into a ton of hundred dollar bills. . |
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