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Do you like to laugh? Well, these probably won’t make you giggle.
They are weird, corny, and even include some deep thoughts! |
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If I gave you a dollar, you would
take it, even though you don't know where it has been. Yet if I try to hand
you an old candy wrapper that was in my pocket, you say, "Gross! There
are germs on it!" |
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Kool-aid has
less sugar than Coke, but it tastes sweeter. |
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Why do we say pants (with an s) if we only wear one at a time? |
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Everybody says, they love babies, but no one babysits for
free. |
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Why do we get presents on our
birthdays? Being born – what's special about that? (I'm not complaining
– pass me the birthday cake.) |
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There are 12 months in a year, seven
days a week, 24 hours a day, and 60 minutes an hour. We even know there are 60
seconds a minute. Time must be pretty important if we measure it so
carefully. Yet people always say they’re "killing time." (gasp!) |
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We often watch 2 hours or more of TV
each day. But when we think about reading the Bible, we like to say we don’t
have time for it. |
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