"GOD'S COVER LETTER"

      
    UNKOWN AUTHOR

           
To Whom It May Concern:

            I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would
            like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified
            candidate. I am the only one that has even done this job
            successfully.

            I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so
            naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people
            back into proper working condition. It will be like having the
            manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

            If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to
            point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my
            son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the
            acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your
            sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in
            your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your
            mouth.

            The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you
            can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes
            and revisions.They are not for you to worry about. I need your
            permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will
            change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.

            Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to help me and
            Don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and
            cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly,
            without delays.

            Yours Sincerely,
            GOD

            P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. BELOW IS MY
            RESUME...

            GOD
            Everywhere
            All over, Every Place 00000
            Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

            EXPERIENCE
            From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From
            everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

            ABILITY
            All Powerful

            PRIOR EMPLOYMENT
            *Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.
            *Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently
            holding up the world by My power.

            EDUCATION AND TRAINING
            *I AM and I have all knowledge.

            CHARACTER REFERENCE
            Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6).
            A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character
            traits follows:

            Wisdom - James 1:5
            Comfort - 2 Corinthians 1:3
            Truth - John 8:32
            Healer - 1 Peter 2:24
            Strength - Phil. 4:13
            Forgiveness - 1John 1:9
            Provider - Phil. 4:19
            Mercy - Ephesians 2:24
            Good - Matt. 19:17
            Peace - Romans 14:17

            AVAILABILITY
            Willing and ready to take over your life.
            Able to put your life together again.
            Will bring all of who I AM into your life.
            Can start now.
            Will transform your life if you let Me.

            SALARY REQUIREMENT
            Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My
            Son, Jesus.
            Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily
            basis.
            To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.
            Other references available upon request.
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