A man arrived at the gates of heaven but St. Peter told him that he can't find his name in the book.

The man said to St. Peter "I cried out to God to save me right before I died so perhaps your book is not up to date.

"OK" said St. Peter "Did you do any good deeds that would qualify you to come into heaven".

"Yes" the man said. "One time I saw a group of bikers beating a woman, so I pulled my car over, got out and hit the biggest guy with a chain.  I kicked another huge guy in the face.  Then I threatened the rest of them with their lives if they didn't go away".

"Wow" said St. Peter "When did that happen?"

"About three minutes ago" said the man.

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