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!!NEW!! Update 5/17/02
<---- Scene 1 - Muffin is ambushed by a crazed orc boxer who attempts to beat Muffin to death. Of course, Muffin just whips out his trusty claymore and carves this orc freak into so much mashin' taters.
----> Scene 2 - Here's Mr. Orc, dead as a doornail. I looted whatever armor was worth something, orc armor isn't so bad. But then, it didn't save this moron's life. MORAL - Don't mess with the Muffin.
<---- Scene 3 - Here's the scary dungeon Muffin was sent to by the Fighter's Guild. He is to meet a woman here and fight with her through the centurion hordes until they come across a certain Daedroth with which this woman has had "issues" with.
----> Scene 4 - Here Muffin's female companion has engaged the daedroth. Muffin isn't sitting out of the fight, heheh, nooo. He's just coming upon the battle. Yes, he's not letting her do all the work. Nope. Heh.....muffin's brave....he is....
<---- Scene 5 - Ahh, relaxing after a terribly hard day of looting people's houses and killing a few select shopkeepers. This is one of those day's where Muffin doesn't feel like contributing to society. Mwuh hah hah!
----> Scene 6 - Here's a smashing shot of Muffin running through the countryside. He is on his way to Sadrith Mora. Specifically Wolverine Hall....to get his Fighter's Guild orders.
MUFFIN SHOT OF THE WE - UH.....DAY!!!
(Quote included of course)
Muffin - Aha! We slew the awful beast!
Woman - *stares at muffin silently*
Muffin - Alright, well, you did a lot of the work.
Woman - *stares at muffin silently*
Muffin - Hey...I, uh, did get a few slashes in there.
Woman - *stares at muffin in silence*
Muffin - OKAY YOU KILLED EM! HAPPY WENCH??!!?
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