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| 3/2/2003 The new site is being built in a hurry. Is it being built in a hurry? Yes, it's being built in hurry. On second thought, no. I'm taking my own damn time. But in the meantime entertain yourself with the lyrics and guestbook. Bio soon to follow, other cool things... just throw in the kitchen sink as well, Neil. |
| 3/3/2003 The infamous "Bring About Death By Disco" happening is back on. Mark and Nicole will be DJing at the Red Room this Saturday. Brownie points go to anyone who gives them free cigarettes and dances the frug successfully.. Setlist to be posted for all you "details" whores. |
| 3/31/2003 3 of the 4, or maybe 6, songs destined for Rudimentary Rhumba (see merch page for more details) are now finished. Mixed, Engineered, and all that other jazz. Keep checking back for the release date. I think the band are planning on an early May release. |
| 4/10/2003 Apparently geocities will not let sound samples be posted. However, if you can part with $6, six lousy dollars, you can hear the songs. If you haven't already noticed, the album has been pushed back to May 6th. See merch page for more details. |
| 5/13/2003 MP3.com is a bastard. If our sound files ever get put up there, it won't be of any use cos matters have already been taken into our own hands. How, you ask? If you look to your right (my left) you'll see a link to our yahoo group. If you go there you can hear our MP3s, leave really ridiculous postings (let it be known the band support this), see photos not posted here, etc. Til next time... |
| 6/28/2003 Did anyone see Dave Chapelle's rendition of "Ignition"? Very funny. Anyhow, yes, he have a new bassist. Her pic is up on the yahoo group page and we are currently putting her through hazing. Which, since we're lazy, just consists of.... well, nothing actually. Working on rehearsing for gigs. Eventually going into the studio this summer, sending out the press kits, doing interviews..... That's right. We're going kamikaze on your collective behind. So shake a tail feather, or something of the sort, and support the cause. I guarantee it'll be off the hizzle fo shizzle. |
| 7/31/2003 We are going to be recording soon and you might want to keep on eye on the shows page. Or, if you're already on the mailing list, nevermind as we'll let you know that way. Also, new diary entries from all band members. Forum added. |
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| WARNING: this site is currently under CONSTRUCTION. Elle was just put in charge and she is lazy. Send hate mail to her. Now. |
| 11/10/2003--AN UPDATE! Amazing. After a long deserved trip to Maui, you'll be glad to hear that the band has reconciled though there is still talk of the "My Name Ain't Rico, Biotch" side project. Elle is in good health and still attracting groupies as if she were a piece of meat covered in honey in the florida swamplands and men are mosquitos. think about it. Ricky is starting to recover from his fifth degree sunburns acquired from Greece and surprise! surprise! he is not the father of Greta's baby. Apparently the sunburn has left him impaired. Let's hear it for the universal theory. ---Strategia |
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| 04/04/2004--who you tryin ta get crazy wit? don't you know i'm loco? nikki nikki nikki nikki can't you see?sometimes those songs just hypnotize me? Strategia has been practicing more often, getting in shape for a long line of shows this summer, a line longer than the coke Elle has been sniffing. Ricky has been busy with school and recruiting some 500 lovely ladies (from the ages of 15-22 respectively) for his gang bang long-form video, and believe me, the spots are filling up faaast. Faster than Elle sniffing that line of coke. Nicole has gone all hip hop at the moment, and she only writes in between bustin a move and rollin down the street sippin on gin a juice. And hey, Q-Tip, she's available. Soon pictures will be posted of our show at Kyle's. We are slow! Back off, biotches. You'll get your fill of Strategia soon, but you'll just come crawling back for more. --- With love, Strategia |
| 04/19/2004--A SHOW A SHOW! May 21st Ye Olde Jamestown Hall 7035 Swan Creek Road Saginaw, MI w/ The Banana Convention other bands TBA YOU BETTER BE THERE!!! |
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| 07/26/2004--Star Search Strategia would like to welcome it's newest bitch, err, member. Pictures will be up shortly. We regret to inform you that Ricky D will no longer be giving lap dances at our shows. He got syphilis during production of his long-form video. We are on a nation-wide search for a new drummer. All those willing to put in a lot of hours into late nigt sessions, please contact Elle. All those interested in being our new drummer, contact the band at strategiaband@yahoo.com. |