*Watching Rosemary's Baby & Wishing It Would End Or That Someone Would Come Kill Us
*Coming Back From Eating Dinner Out & Finding Out That Jamie's Dad Forgot His Key To Our Beach House
*Having Some Big, Nasty, Scary Guy In Wal-Mart Ask Me If I Was From Hubbard b/c I Was Wearing A Shirt From Goodwill & Then Having Him Stalk Us Throughout The Store
*Going To The Carousel w/Marmo, Sitting At Her Table While She Talked About All The Skanks In Our Class & Having Nancy Start The Phrase, "Get Outta My Jeans" Haha
*Getting Popcorn Thrown On Us At Tinseltown When We Were There To See "The Others"
*Brandi Reed Lying Out Her Ass By Saying That She's Lost 15 Pounds By Sweating Since She's Lived In Arizona
*Having People Standing In Front Of Me At Darkness Falls So That I Had To Go Complain & The Theatre Brought The Cops In
*Getting Hit On @ The Movies By 15-year olds & Then Finding Out That They Were Just Trying To "Play" Us So That We Would Buy Them Cigarettes
*Stabbing Jeff In The Head w/ A Fork @ Steak N Shake & Then Twirling His Hair Like Spaghetti
*Jeff Betting Me To Eat 3 Hot Peppers On The Table @ Steak N Shake, Doing It, & Then Having Him Pay For My Food
*Those Guys @ Steak N Shake Trying To Convert Us To Communism
*GRADUATION
*Jamie, All I Can Say Is TJ & Dr. DeNicola
*Telling Off That Clown @ The Canfield Scaregrounds, Telling Him That He's Cute w/ Braces...Or Not, Ha!
*Getting The Clowns To Chase & Harass Jeff
*Hearing Jeff Screaming Like A Girl Behind Me @ Every Haunted House We've Been To
*Going To A Haunted House w/ Autumn's Boyfriend, Having Him Walking Closely Behind Me, Me Feeling His Boner That I Gave Him In My Back, Him Trying To Tell Autumn Later On That It Was His Pager In His Pocket So That I Would Think That He Didn't Have A Boner, Ha!
*THE PRODUCTION
*Me Telling Autumn Off @ Her Own House, Her Telling Me "Whoa Take It Down A Few Meters", Me Replying "Oh I Didn't Kno We Converted To The Metric System", Followed By Joe Laughing Hysterically & Almost Peeing His Pants
*Drinking Semi-Mass Quantities On Vacation, Feeling A Little Woozy, & Hoping We Didn't Have Hangovers For Our 12 Hour Car Ride Home
*Jamie Making Me A Shot w/ Bailey's Irish Creme, Butterscotch Schnapps, & Vodka, Me Drinking It While It Burns The Whole Way Down, Part Of It Coming Back Up & Burning Since It Was Awful, & Then It Burning Again When I Swallowed For The Second Time, Then Her...After Realizing How Awful It Was For Me...Figured Out That It Never Shoulda Had Vodka In It Aaah! Haha
*Just North Carolina In General~Altho We Wanted To Shoot Ourselves Just For Fun Sometimes, We Had A Kickass Time...Boozin It Up, Layin Out, Getting Stalked(Carrot Top & "I Put My Hand Down My Pants In Public" Boy), Getting Extremely Dirty Looks From Those Hoes In Dairy Queen...Joey Talking About How Skanky They Were...Me Screaming "Bitches" @ Them While Their Car Was Right Next To Ours...& Then Us Haulin Ass Outta There, My Little Joey Is A Supa Speedin Hooka , Catch Phrase, The Light House & Wright Brothers LOL, EVERYTHING!
*BOOGIE BOARD BOY, DELISH, MY TRU LOVE LOL
*I GOT MY CRABS FROM DIRTY DICKS hehe
*JAMIE, WHY DOES MY FACE FEEL HOT!?
*I Loved Watching That Wedding Video, Trying To Act Completely Straight While I Have A Coke & Rum In My Hands, With Jamie Sitting Next To Me Half Outta It Feeling Like She's Moving Back & Forth When She's Really Sitting Completely Still
*Craft Club!
*Wee Willie Winkie, Jamie!
*Joe Going Wild, Stopping His Car In The Middle Of The Street, Slamming His Hands On The Steering Wheel, & Screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
*People Taking Down Whole Joints In Front Of Us @ Concerts In One Inhale
*Watching People Passing Around Bowls & Concerts
*Old Ladies Grinding Their Crotches In College Guys' Faces @ Concerts While Spilling Their Beer On Them
*Jamie & I Enjoying A Peaceful Walk In Cascade Park When We See Mikie Platt, We're Thinkin No Big Deal Till He Starts Talkin, He Tells Us He's Been Doing Good & He's Been Straight For 2 Months, While He Holds A 40 Behind His Back, Then He Looks @ My Foot & Asks Me If My Tattoo Is Real, I Say Yea, So Then He Bends Down & Touches It! If This Is How The Hot Shit Of Shenango End Up, I'm Glad I Never Was.
*Jordyn Being The Nazi Of Cheer Gyms & Making Us Memorize Like 50 Cheerleading Routines Haha
*Never Make A Piece A Comina? Huh?? LOL
*Justin Battling Us During American Idol Voting, What A Cutie & Damn That Ruben!!!
*Joe & Justin Going At It Like They Were Gonna Kill Each Other, Profanity Flyin, By The Pool
*My Webpage Of Pictures Of Guys Dicks That They Send Me Cuz They Think I Want Them, Lemme Kno If You Want The URL
*Me & Jamie Being Beer Bitches @ My Dad's Golf Tournament, Driving A Golf Cart Around 18 Holes While Nasty Men Are Yelling At Us To Give Them Booze, But That's Ok B/c They Were So Smashed That They Forgot They Had Already Given Us Tips Beforehand, Resulting In Jamie & I Splitting $30! Can't Wait To Serve Those Gents Again This Year Haha
*Me Showing My Tru Fast & The Furious Abilities Passing Someone Going Up Hill In A No Passing Zone W/ A Car Coming In The Oncoming Lane, Wrecking Into A Median & Thinking I Popped A Tire Cuz I Thought I Saw A Cop & Wasn't Paying Attention, & Starting Out In 3rd Gear On A Turn...Stalling In The Oncoming Lane & Having The People In My Car Reachin For The Door Handles Cuz They Thought We Were Gonna Get Creamed
*Jamie, I Think You Were Responsible For Something Happening On The Deck While You Were Tipsy
*I Flicked Off Some 40-Year-Old Lady @ Cascade Park That Was Staring @ Me While She Was Driving In Her Convertible & Then Feared For My Life
*In-Depth Discussions (Marriage Couseling) @ Cascade
*Me Rocking The Beach House W/ Celine Karaoke ~ It's All Coming Back To Me Now Is My Ultimate Sing~Along Song Hahaha Yea Right, & Joey's Is Kryptonite & Carol's Is Say My Name LOL
*Jamie & I Trying To Find Our Way To The Beach, But Taking The Wrong Way Instead & Winding Up W/ Baby Cactuses Stuck In Our Feet
*Playing Lame Truth Or Dare For Kids On Vacation B/c The Toy Closet Had No Good Games
*Umm I Accidentally Ran A Red Light Downtown Trying To Remember How To Get To Dunk N Donuts, How Did That Happen Exactly?
*Our Ultimate Serial Killer Jeopardy Game Senior Year For Criminal Justice That Kicked Ass But Everyone Was Too Much Of A A Lazy Of Piece Of Crap To Enjoi It ~ That's Ok Jame, No One Knows More About Aileen Than Us & We Gotta Find Her Movie ;)
*Thinking Jamie & I Were Going To Be Killed In Dunk N Donuts By Mexican Gangsters That Either Wanted To Kill & Rob Us, Hit On Us, Or Follow My Car, Not To Mention That We Found A Bullethole In The Window Of The Table Where We Were Sitting !!
*Joe's Neon Breaking Down After Bowling @ Jimmy's Fountain Of Youth, Having That Scary 7' Truck Driver Ask Us If We Need Help, Steve Just Cracking Us Up During Times Of Crisis, Me Having To Steer The Car While The Guys Pushed & Thinking Joe's Dad Was Gonna Kill Me Cuz I Was Going The Wrong Way Haaa! Good Times, Guys ;)
*That Little Kid Puking @ The Table Behind Us @ King's!
*That Huge Killer Guy @ King's Completely Staring @ Jeff Like He Was Gonna Murder Him!!
*Me Hating Autumn So Much That While I Was Still "Friends" With Her I Took A Picture Of Her In Her String Bikini, Posted It On Hot Or Not, & Sent The Link To Everyone On My Buddy List From My Senior Class ~ Ask Me For The Pic If You Want It!
*Brubby Trapping Me & Singing The Moffats To Me (Jeff, I Wanted To Throw Up So Hard! LOL!)
*JEFF SINGING "ALL BY MYSELF" & "THAT'S THE WAY IT IS" BY CELINE @ THE BIG BUTLER FAIR, ME & JAMIE ABSOLUTELY PISSING OUR PANTS CUZ IT WAS SUCH A TRIP, JEFF BECOMING ONE WITH CELINE BY POUNDING HIS CHEST, DOING SOME SORT OF PELVIC THRUSTS, WHIPPING THE MICROPHONE CORD, ALL WHILE ME AND JAMIE ARE IN THE FRONT ROW SCREAMING LIKE WE'RE SOME FRICKIN GROUPIES ~ ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE ~ JEFF, DON'T FORGET YOUR PAL, LOIS & THAT EMINEM WANNABE THAT COULDN'T SING TO SAVE HIS PATHETIC WHITE TRASH LIFE!!
*Jeff Trying To Illustrate What Beeping A Carn Horn Looks Like By Squeezing His Hands In The Air, But Really Having It Look Like He Was Squeezing Someone's Boobs!
*Jon Bon Jovi & His Boys Rock My F*~!ing World!! Nothing Like Being At A Venue W/ Thousands Of People But Still Ending Up In The Shenango High School Section. "Hey Let's Liven Things Up!" You Got It John!!!!!!!!! YAY!! LOL ~ And Of Course Who Can Forget Our 50 Year Old Lady Friends That Were Plastered And Almost Makin Out Before Jon Even Came Out! But He's The Frickin Ultimate & I Can't Wait To Go Back Next Year!!
*Joe Having The Time Of His Life @ The Timberlake/Aguilera Concert, Especially When Christina Brought Out Her Male Stripper In The Peep Cage! LOL ~ The Black Eyed Peas Are So Awesome...Oh Wait, No Not Really :) And Of Course That Nasty Skank Woman In The Red Car That WOULD NOT Let Us Outta The Parking Lot, So I Hid In The Backseat & Yelled BITCH!! And Let's Not Forget The Most Fun Part Of That Evening, Trying To Honestly Decipher Whether That Thing Had A Penis Or A Vagina!! Joe, I Will Still Never Kno If That Was A Guy Or Girl, I'm Sorry!! LOL
~*~Many Many More To Come~*~