*"This Smells Like Incest...OH! I Mean Insense!" ~Jamie
*"Like That Girl W/ The Afro, She Looks Like The People That Try To Communicate W/ Aliens" ~Joe
*"I Hope Clay Sings Mambo #5!" ~Joe
*"You Know, Seagulls Are Some Efficient Birds" ~Jamie's Dad
*"Hooka!" ~Joey
*"I'm Getting Trashed, I Don't Care If It Tastes Like Lighter Fluid" ~Jamie
*"What Kinda Drugs Do TheY Got For Melonoma? Watermelon Seeds?" ~Jamie's Dad
*Me:"We Saw Someone's Briefs Hangin Out To Dry"
Joey:"That's Just Triflin"
*"Hold On Sloopy, That Was A Song Ya Know" ~Jamie's Dad
*"He's Got Some Big Feet, He Looks Like A Platypus" ~Joey
*"It's Like Ace Of Base Central!" ~Me & Jamie
*"I Hate Boys Peeing" ~Me
*"She Got Crotched!" ~Jamie
*"Supa Speeda!" ~Joey
*"Oh Great, Boy Meets World" ~Joey
*A Convo Joe Overheard @ The Bowling Alley:
Woman 1~"Do You Have A Deck Of Cards You Can Bring?"
Woman 2~"Does A Witch Have Tits!?"
*"I'm The Slut Of The Town" ~Jamie
*"Do You Want Everyone Thinking You Smell Like Butt?" ~Jamie
*"I Might As Well Just Bend Over & Let Everyone Get Me Up The Ass, Cuz I'm Always Getting Screwed Over" ~Me
*Brie:Oh, John's On!
Jamie: John Who? Oh, John "I Wipe My Butt W/ Gold Tissue"?
LOL GOOD ONE