Heeeeeeere's Davey!
*Stress grins as she points to the partially naked specimen in the cage* No, this is not the half-naked Davey.  It's worse-- Frontal Nudity Davey!  He was created to get Quipster to continue writing her stories and I pray it works.  I don't want my poor baby to be created for no reason, right?

Anyways, my F.N. Davey is very sweet even if he is a little slow.  Look he knows three words:

~ Stress
~ Quipster (I had to teach him about who he needs to threaten)
~ Whee! (He uses that a lot!)

*reaches in the cage and pets his head* He's a good boy.  Only responds to my voice.  Y'now what.  Even this cage is voice-activated.  All I have to say is "Open Sesame" and he's out!

*door swings open and F.N. Davey runs free* 

Ummm-- O.K., let's pretend that never happened.  I'm sure we'll find him somewhere later on!

Well, that's all for the cellar.  Let's go back upstairs.