Hi, I'm Stress! And welcome to my room.  I will be your tour guide throughout this adventure.  Don't trust me?  Well, click on my picture to learn a little bit more about me.
Now, before we begin the tour of Stressie's Room, would you be a pal and sign the guestbook so I know who's been here?  I'd love you forever... *grins when she sees the mouse heading for the "sign guestbook" button*  Thanks! *MWAH*

O.K., are ya ready to go now?  I thought so.  Here we are in my room.  I have a few people/things in my room that I think you would enjoy seeing.  I think we will start with my ceiling!