Under Stress' Bed
		*Stress lifts up the white bedspread to reveal--*
			*swoons* This is my ever dashing minion-- er, friend, Jack. Except that right at this moment he is employed to be the keeper of the horror that is LT! *points down to a trap door underneath Jack's cute tush* And besides, Jack is afraid to leave under  my bed because he gets the heeby-jeebies from Lance staring down at him. *Jack tries to look dignified as Stress' and the visitor snicker at him* Hey, goils.  Didja wanna visit downstaihs or not? *Stress stops laughing and shoves her "friend" out from under the bed* Jack's right, let's go downstairs. *Stress pries open a trap door while ignoring Jack's whines of "He's lookin' at me, 'gain!"*