The Bottom Drawer...

... is housing F.N. Davey.  *Stress picks Davey up by his ears and removes him from the drawer.* So that's where you've been hiding!  Back to the cage for you!  And no more carrots for dessert since you've been such a bad boy! *F.N. Davey slowly makes his way down the trap door, pushing Jack from out from under the bed again.* O.K., now the drawer is empty. *Stress, hearing Jack's cries of "He's lookin' at me 'gain" runs over to the bed and shoves Jack under* Men! O.K., this is the thing.  Once T.A.R.K.

- escaped from Quipster's sock drawer and I created T.A.R.K. Control, I decided that I should have an evil proof dresser drawer in case I ever catch T.A.R.K. *whispers* And I'll even show you something cool! *Stress pries open the wooden bottom to reveal not one but two more trap doors.* That's odd.  I coulda sworn that there was only one trap door here!  I know that this one leads me straight to T.A.R.K. Control Headquarters...

... But where the hell does this one lead?  Only one way to find out!

How the heck could this get in here?  This must mean that T.A.R.K. or evil Sheriff Woody must have visited my room in order to put this here! Darn, darn, double darn!  As soon as this tour is over I'm gonna hafta hold an emergency meeting at T.A.R.K. Control! Luckily for me, there is only one more stop on this tour-- the closet!