The Unnameable
Magic Invulnerability/Battleaxe Tanker (Infinity server)
I am the fury and the fear of the city made flesh. Rising from the crime-ridden shadows, I am the city's anger and pain, weilding my blade against those who would hurt the innocent. I am here to serve this city and its innocent civilians. I am... the JUDGE.
Ooh, I'm sorry, sir. That name is already taken.
It is? Is that a problem?
It actually is, sir. We can't have name-duplication here in Paragon City. If we need to contact you, but end up calling the other Judge by mistake... Well, you can see the difficulties that would cause.
Okay, then. In that case, I am... BLACKBLADE.
Ahh. I'm afraid that name is already taken, too.
Bugger. How about... the VERDICT?
I'm sorry, sir.
The Judgment? Mr. Justice? The Headsman? Wulferine? GenericHero458?
This is just not your lucky day, sir.
What about the Executionist?
No, sorry...
Oh, come on. That's entirely archaic. How would any of these goofballs even find out the word existed?
There is a four-foot-tall, ponytailed controller using the name. I'll grant you, she hasn't been on duty in about three months, but we can't just take her name away.
Are there any names left? Any real names, not those random characters?
Hmmm. Looks like the only unclaimed name we've got is "The Unnameable."
The Lovecraft geeks haven't claimed it yet? I'll take it! "I am here to serve this city and its innocent civilians. I am... the UNNAMEABLE."
Very good, sir.