did you just call me cowboy?
"The Gunslinger"
     Chris is the unofficial leader of the group.  He is a good man who has a past that keeps him away from others and often times in the bottle.  His wife and son were killed in a fire meant for him and he has never really gotten over it.  It's pretty obvious that he digs Mary Travis.  There are fans who really wanted them to get together (see fan fiction).  But for our purposes, he belongs to Kimmy, touch him and die.    
Chris Larabee
I am an angsty mo-fo
Desperado...
Dust Mops (shout out to Jen who is the only person who will get this joke)
Is it wrong to say I have an oral fixation when it comes to Chris?