| The Collector--This real nasty dude is trying to buy up all the land that the railroad is going to come through so he can make some big bucks (no whammys!). What he didn't count on was Vin becoming attached to the old lady who owns some of that land. I would like to just take this moment to say..."Nettie ROCKS!" |
| My Favorite Line: Where do I begin? Ezra is just a fountain of wonderful dialog. Here goes... 1) "A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor."--Ezra 2) "Seems to me a man'd remember an ugly, one-eyed coward six-and-a-half-foot tall with no hair and a sissy hat."--Buck 3) "Just don't blow up the son of a bitch who's wearing my coat."--Ezra |
| My Favorite Scene: VIN: Ma'am, how much you owe? NETTIE: A few pennies over $300. I never even seen that kind of money. What am I going to do? EZRA: Something wrong? VIN: Miss Nettie you probably don't know this, but Ezra here is a gambler. NETTIE: He sure ain't a ranch hand. EZRA: Thank you. VIN: He's saving his winnings to buy a saloon. EZRA: What are you attempting to suggest, Mr. Tanner? VIN: You got more than $300 tucked right there in that fancy boot. EZRA: Which you think I'm going to donate to this wizened crone? No offense, ma'am. You taken leave of your senses? VIN: Give her the $300. NETTIE: I ain't taking charity. VIN: It won't be charity, ma'am. Give her the money, Ezra. EZRA: When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgment, I'll start doling out cash. VIN: I'll pay you back in an hour. EZRA: Really? I'll tell you what-- I'll lend it to you... at ten percent interest if you pay me back within the hour. After that... 20% per day. Deal? VIN: Just get it out of your boot and give it to her. EZRA: With pleasure. NETTIE: My stars and garters. Look at all that money. VIN: There you go, Ma'am. NETTIE: I appreciate it. Thank you. EZRA: Oh, no, don't thank me. Thank, uh, Robin hood over there. |
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| Manhunt--The boys go after and indian who kidnapped a girl (or did he?). They are being helped by the girl's family (or are they?). Her brother gets annoying so Buck and Ezra beat him up (or do they?). The dad is played by Holling from Northern Exposure (or is he?). That would make two guest stars from that wonderful show (or does it?). Ok, I'll stop doing that now (or will I?) |
| My Favorite Line: "Your God... came between your father and you and between me and Chanu. Your God should find better things to do with his time."--Ko-Je |
| My Favorite Scene: BUCK: Real convincing, there, Ezra. EZRA: Well, I personally don't see the need for this ruse. Chris puts a tad more trust in Vin's instincts than I do. BUCK: I'll tell you the one thing we don't need... is this whole town getting all riled up 'cause Chanu is gone. It could get ugly. And I do hate ugly. RAFE: Hey, move out of the way, now! Move it! Out of the street! Right now! Get out of the way! EZRA: Well, then... brace yourself, Buck, 'cause here comes ugly and we best shut him up before he gets out of hand. RAFE: What the hell are you men doing? Why aren't you looking for Claire and my pa? BUCK: Calm down, fool, okay? Claire and your pa are in good hands. RAFE: Hey, that renegade tracker of yours damn near took my head off. So don't you tell me to calm down. EZRA: A head wound? That might be serious. Perhaps I should examine it. (grabbing Rafe by the hair) RAFE: Get away from me! BUCK: Let Ezra take a look at it. He knows what he's doing. Ezra, you read a medical book one time, didn't you? EZRA: Actually I just looked at the illustrations. More gruesome images I have never seen. Oh my, this is serious. Why, you could collapse at any moment. BUCK: (knocking Rafe out with his rifle) Don't cry now, Rafe. You got him? EZRA: Yeah. Come on. BUCK: He's okay. EZRA: He's, uh, overcome by gratitude for us saving his sister. He'll be fine. Now, now, son. Watch your head. |
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