My Favorite Lines:

          1.) DR CHI-CHOW: I thought you suffer from limp noodle.
               BUCK: Huh? Now, hold on. Now, looky here, Doc. There's nothin' wrong with that. No, I got-- no, that's fine. Fine.

          2.) "Say, Buck. Huh? What do you say you and I go for a little midnight dip in the pond? Hey, Buck, what do you say? It's kinda hot. Want to go for a swim in the pond?"--JD after taking a love potion Buck intended for Inez  {oooh slashy!!}

          3.) RUPERT BROWNER: My good man, you can't be serious.
               CHRIS: Touch me again, you'll see how serious I am.  {ooooh, more slashy!!}

         4.) RUPERT BROWNER: I could see how a word like private property... would mean very little to you.
               EZRA: Almost as little as the words human life... mean to you.
My Favorite Scenes:

          1.) EZRA: Oh, this is ridiculous. You can't sleep down there.
               LI PONG: Oh, then I go sleep in the hallway?
               EZRA: The hallway? No! No! Uh, look, I may be a scoundrel, but I'm still a gentleman. I will not allow a lady to sleep on the floor while I... enjoy the comforts of a featherbed. Now... up you go. Madam, amongst my many misdeeds, taking advantage of a woman has never been one of them.
               LI PONG: Then you... you don't want to?
               EZRA: I am a man, of course. I al-- I always want to, but I certainly don't intend to. So, get up on this bed, I will sleep on the floor. I insist. Up you go. I'll be right down here on the floor. Go on, don't worry. I'll be just fine... right here... on the floor.
               LI PONG: Oh...so soft.
               EZRA: Well, this can't be your first featherbed.
               LI PONG: In San Francisco, my family very poor. We always sleep on the floor.
               EZRA: Is that where your family is now?
               LI PONG: We were going to start a new life there, but my father, he became very ill. And mother, she could not take care of all of us, so I was sent to my uncle.
               EZRA: Oh, you must miss them terribly.
               LI PONG: But I'm glad to be here. You are a good man.
               EZRA: Oh...don't be fooled by a few good manners.
               LI PONG: I know many bad men, but you are different.
               EZRA: Different? Well, that is hard to deny.
               LI PONG: Do you want to kiss me? I don't feel... how you say? Obliged?
                                         {damn, what any of the BrigaDears would give to be in this gal's shoes.}

          2.) LI PONG: It's so quiet here.
               EZRA: Just wait. The saloon hasn't emptied out yet.
               LI PONG: On the railroad, the workers, they work all day and night. There always noise.
               EZRA: That's hard work for half of what they were promised. Browner must be making a mint.
               LI PONG: And my people starve.
               EZRA: Presumably, Browner has to account for every penny the railroad gives him. Must be doctoring the books. What's wrong?
               LI PONG: If you had a chance to help my people, would you do it?
               EZRA: Well, I'm, uh... I'm not a good Samaritan by nature, but... what do you have in mind?
               LI PONG: I used to clean Mr. Browner's office. And often he go about with his business as if I were blind to see what he was doing. I saw more than he knows.
                               {I would give anything to be that rocking chair...was that too much information???}
2.8   Chinatown--The railroad is headed farther and farther west (or east, depending on which way you are coming from), and some chinese railroad workers come to the seven for help after one of their own goes missing.  We find out that some bad dudes are using the chinese to make money (dick heads!).  Buck buys a potion from some old chinese dude to get Inez to fall for him.  JD and Inez then play one of the greatest practical jokes I have ever seen on him.  Nathan makes Ezra buy a chinese girl so she won't get sold to some ass-hole.  He falls for her and we get the greatest Ezra episode of the entire series. (rocking chair anyone?)