| miscellaneous quotes from elsewhere in my crazy life |
| "Do it for Yo! Crutchy."--A button I once made (I goofed it) |
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| "Mario Lopez is not gay!!!!!!!!!!"--what I'm always telling my sister |
| "Mark, mark, what is a mark? A smudge on a piece of paper? The sound of a hairlip dog? Mark, mark, mark.--comedian Mark McCullum |
| "Ooh look at all those beads!!!"--my mom. |
| "No ass for the oxen."--frequent violation of our Oregon Trail game |
| "Some folks like icing, some folks like cake. Some swim in an ocean, some paddle in a lake. You can get into Beethoven, you can groove on Jimmy Reed, but keep it simple stupid, cause all you really need is six string music."--Jimmy Buffett |
| "Wow, my gaydar just broke."--web site Television Without Pity |
| "I want to touch."--my friend Sarah |
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| "You aint much fun since I quit drinkin'"--Toby Keith |
| "'Knock yourself out' Lex says, 'on my headboard,' he thinks."--Television Without Pity |
| "And that man...Mel Gibson"--my sister |
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| "Ezra! I hear you're going to give you mother away." "I believe that phrase is particularly appropriate as fas as my mother is concerned...Because I don't think I could sell her."--Fan Fiction 'Worst Case Scenario' by Heather Hillsden |
| "Oh wait, you are Rassier363!"--moron me realizing that I was attempting to chat with myself in a game room. |