| Television Quotes |
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| "After I zoko, I like to ushnuu."--Family Ties |
| "Remember, the eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked up into jet engine."--Simon & Simon |
| A: "I took my first, third, and fifth wife to Niagra Falls." B: "How odd."--Quantum Leap |
| "The sky is blue, the grass is green, get off your butts and join the marines."--Laugh-In |
| "Get the trampoline."--My Two Dads |
| "You owe me a cat."--Friends |
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| "If I were a drink, I'd be a margarita. Because I'm tall, salty, and I always have tequila in me."--Whose Line is it Anyway |
| "Is this flummery?"--Nero Wolfe |
| "More goo to go."--The Bob Newhart Show |
| "You are a cruel beast."--Arthur |
| "[insert famous name here] was riding high, but then it all came crashing down."--E! True Hollywood Story |
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| "My, my, my, my, my, my, boogie shoes."--Sports Night |
| "I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted."--A Team |
| A: "You know what I'm gonna do?" B: "Take roller disco lessons." A: "How'd you know that?" B: "My pet rock coulda figured that out!"--CHiPs |
| "Oh you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody and they meet at the bar."--Drew Carey |
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| A: "Hey that's it! You guys could give me the stuff to make me popular!" B: "But you'd be making friends for the wrong reason!" A: "So?" C: "Wow! You can't beat that logic!" --Fairly Odd Parents |
| A: "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'oooooo'!" B: "Peter, those are Cheerios." --Family Guy |
| A: "I just asked him to buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks." B: "I don't care if he never gets back...I wasn't being cute. I Hope he's dead." --Family Guy |
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