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"This is not Vietnam...there are rules here."--The Big Lebowski
"I would never, in my life, wear black, silk, underware." (read with thick Belgin accent)--Double Impact
"Po-ta-toes"--The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"whoop-ty shit."--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
"root's kickin' in."--Rustler's Rhapsody
"50 bucks grandpa, for 75, the wife can watch."--Pretty Woman
"Againts my will, I am sent to bid you, come into dinner...there's a double meaning in that."--Much Ado About Nothing.
"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found...wanton."--A Knights Tale
"BOOBS!"--Mr. Deeds
"Tommy, what's that?"
"It's me belt."
"No, there's a gun in your trousers, what are you doing with a gun in your trousers?"
"It's for protection."
"Protection from who? Zee Germans?  Besides, what's to keep you from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?--
Snatch
"The buster kept me out of handcuffs!"--The Fast and the Furious
"Can I get a better handle than 'Momma's Boy'?"
"...no."--
Joy Ride
"You need to learn to pick on people your own size."
"There aint nobody my size."--
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
"I hate water, I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!"--Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Abso-fucking-lutely Bob."--Mean Machine
"Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?"
"No!  It's not the kids, but the situation...that's a pain in the ass."
"...you were right the first time, they are a pain in the ass."--
Four Rooms
"I'll give you an hour to get rid of your friends."
"Are you trying to pick me up?"
"yes."--
Cape Fear
"Salmon mooooousse!"--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life